Should I be worried about my dd? (AKA the naughty Barbie thread)

[Jen_in_NH]

So I had to ask my DH if any of his friends ever did stuff like this. It was worse than I expected...

They used to take their sister's Barbies, tie bottle rockets on their backs, and try to launch them like Astronaut Barbies.

Can't take boys anywhere.....

Jen

 

[Nancy]

And there are people that are up in arms about how Barbies give little girls unrealistic expectations about how they should look! If they only knew that that was the last thing on most little girls minds when they played with Barbies! (pretty obvious reading this thread). Boy we were all a bunch of sick, perverted little kids!! LOL!

 

[Alice's Mom]

Let me guess... something truly, truly, truly outrageous

That was the best response ever, it made me laugh out loud!

Boy, Barbie really got around, glad I'm not alone!

 

[bigmerle1966]

Boy, Barbie really got around, glad I'm not alone!

Yeah, she was quite the little slut, wasn't she.

 

[AnaheimGirl]

UPDATE

Well, after several days of lying on the dresser bound at the wrists and ankles, the Barbies have been moved. Ken decided they should be standing on a shelf, rather than lying down. Those naughty Barbies... they kept falling over, so Ken tried to keep them in place by sliding their feet through the wires of the Elfa open wire shelving. Still, they were a little top-heavy and kept falling over, breaking their ankles in the process. Finally, Ken decided that they'd stay put better if they were hanging upside down. Feet through the wire, they are now hanging like stylish, curvy, blonde bats upside in the closet.

The Trollz dolls have now been captured, too. They are being held at the bottom of a basket. They have not been tied up, but their feet have been removed, so they cannot climb up the side of the basket to escape.

 

[MouseWorshipin]

This is too funny. Good for her!

 

[Saffron]

... DD also used to play with Barbie toilets - which she had several of for some reason - and make them be the toilet family. The Toilets talked, shopped, and went places together.

Oh my gosh, ROTFLOL!

 

[jazstar87]

This thread is to funny....

also brings back some memories.......

there was some.....uh..... moments, there. Lets not get into it. I also though my barbies were super heroes, when i was little and like sailor moon at the time. They would fight the evil joey doll from new kids on the block....(dam your pony tail)

I use love throwing them in the ceiling fan, that was always fun...i don't i broke anything, but i probably did.

 

[willis37862]

This has to be one of the funniest threads ever.

 

[Jockaroo]

This is so much fun. I'm starting to think the OP should be worried about her daughter--it is clear that many of us aren't "normal." (Ha, Ha)

I haven't seen my scenario here yet. I had lots of Barbies and lots of Barbie pretty pink ball gowns, etc. But my 2 Ken dolls had a wardrobe that consisted of 1 pair of lime green swim trunks, a one-piece tennis outfit, and a hidious leisure suit that looked like something the host from "Newlywed Game" would have worn. Ken was NOT cool. Since I was so into Nancy Drew, I would always play where Ken (Ned the boyfriend) was captured. Nancy and her friends would have to rescue him! Can we say "girl power!"

Oh, and my Ken dolls were forced to wear toilet tissue and Kleenex kilts. I couldn't make pants!

 

[Forevryoung]

My (male) cousin used to convince my sister and I to make "fried barbies and ponies (my little ponies)". We would undress all our barbies (there were a lot of them), put them in our play kitchen oven and cook them. Then we would run around the house offering them to all the relatives who might want a "taste"

My barbies were also a little curious. They had babies every few hours some days.

 

[tiggersmom2]

OK, fine. I admit it. When I got older, Barbie and Ken did things married people do. Barbie and GI Joe, though, really had it going on.

I, too, thought I was the only Barbie pervert in the world.

...and don't get me started on the Gummy Bears...

Holy crap!!! What is "unpure" about Gummy Bears?!!!

Seriously...I want to know...

 

[Tasha+Scott]

Oh, I am loving this thread! All this time I have hidden my Barbie past in shame and now I realize all of you are just as demented as I am...I mean, was...really, I am normal now!

I had several Ken dolls and about 20 Barbies and a few Skippers. I even had a few of the babies they came out with when I was a kid. You can just imagine how that played out, right?! I gave each of my Barbies, Kens, Skippers, and babies their own special names. Well, all of my Barbies were "experienced" to say the least and they took their little sisters (Skipper) aside and taught them the tricks of the trade!

Here's where I was really demented...I had 2 Hawaiian Barbies and for whatever reason their hair was always frizzy and messy so I made those the skanky bad guys of the group. They were best friends with eachother but all of the Barbies hated them and they were really jealous of all of the Barbies and their non-frizzy hair and always pissed b/c none of the Ken dolls wanted them. So sometimes when they saw the opportunity they would kidnap the Ken dolls and tie them up and...ahem...have their way with them! Then, the Barbies would always have to rescue the Kens and the Kens would always show their gratitude in very X-rated ways. Enter the babies coming into the world a few hours later! My Barbies were quite the tramps too!

My mom would have died if she knew what I did with my Barbies, lol! And if dh ever hears this story he will forbid dd from ever owning one too! What he doesn't know won't hurt him!

Oh, and if you think that was bad you would be appalled at some of the games my brother and I used to play with our Little People toys! Oh, and don't worry his GI Joes sometimes had "visits" from Barbie and they were never disappointed!

ETA: I completely forgot to mention the time the 2 skanky, frizzy-haired Barbies kidnapped about half of the "perfect, loved by Ken" Barbies and chopped off all of their perfect hair so they could "see what it felt like to have ugly hair"! My mom was not very happy with me when she saw the Barbies new dos (more like don'ts!) especially since some of them were antiquish Barbies that my mom's much older sister had as a kid! Oops!

P.S. I really am normal now though...no, really, I am!

 

[chicksrock]

lol yes my little sister plays wit barbies lol but she pretends she is the hero playing with them. i woud just say let the kids be kids and and laugh and wonder at them and with them

 

[chicksrock]

lol i totally agree

 

[F1Julie]

I came into DD5's room one day to find Barbie naked and tied up with rope in a Barbie sized rocking chair. Prince Daniel (like Ken) was standing next to her. I asked DD why Barbie was tied up and DD said "she did something very bad." I asked what she did and DD said that she was being mean to the forest animals (from Barbie Swan Lake) so the Prince had to punish her. I don't know where that came from.

One of my favorite Barbie scenarios from when I was a kid was when I had a really fun high school age babysitter. She had us pretend that it was freshman orientation at college. The Barbies were joining a sorority and the Kens were pledging for fraternities. Somehow, the Barbie's ended up mud wrestling after meeting the Kens.