Well gee whiz, I've been gone two weeks, maybe three while I moved from a town one hour from where we are now (that was fun... not

) and I was thinking "boy, when I get my internet up and running I can catch up on the Joel saga and find out what the secret phrase was that Mozart overheard."
Uh, hello? only three pages from where I left off!
Joel, I understand you have a busy life, but come on, you're killing us here! I mean, if ya don't have the time, then hire a ghost writer, have Kim give us her version, put one of the kids on the keyboard... something! anything!
You are just taking your time cause you know we are hooked and will stay for the duration. Well, you're right but that's beside the point. I mean, the anticipation is as bad as waiting for Christmas morning or embarkation day
I'm telling you Joel, I'm only going to hang around until Independence day, and not a day longer. After that, I'm gone!
