Share a secret about yourself....

[goofyintoronto]

I watch Disney Channel when I'm alone and laugh my butt off. ANT Farm, Jessie, and Shake it Up - I don't know why, but I find those shows very entertaining and hilarious.

Lol! Youre not alone. I use to do the same. I have a friend (no kids) who also loves watching those shows.

My secret? I love the twilight books and movies. Love em!!!!

 

[smkiya]

I sometimes keep a secret stash of jellybeans (only Brachs or Target brand) hidden in my dresser drawer. Rarely, the "jellybean fairy" will visit, and leave the leftover black and orange ones for the kids...

 

[goofyintoronto]

good for you. this made me smile!

I like alone time because I do not have to worry about making anyone else mad or that they'll run late or not want to go there...

so I run alone and enjoy every second of it. Today I ran and then went out to eat by myself and shopped alone. My own company is pretty good. Shh!

Im the same way. Im a very happy loner. Love my alone time.

 

[Goofy'slady]

That I'm falling in love with the guy I've been dating for a few months but because while I know he really enjoys my company and the time we spend together that he doesn't feel as strong about me as I do him.
I wish I had the courage to either tell him or let him go but right now I'm clinging to the hope that if I hang in there a little longer he'll get to where I am now.

I am so weak.

 

[Erin1700]

I am an 80s tv junkie.

I hate popcorn.

I wish I was happy with how my life turned out, but I am not and I have no clue how to change it.

 

[quentina]

I am afraid of toilets I only use white ones. Black toilet seats put my into heart palpations

I also will not use a stainless steel one, prefer to not have an automatic flush etc.....I am a nightmare to travel with!

 

[TruBlu]

I don't have a belly button.

 

[Zooshoveller]

When driving, I judge people by their bumper stickers. I'll let you over if I like your stickers.

I make up background stories for some of the zoo animals. It started with two tortoises. Melvin and Delores. They met at a retirement community in Boca Raton, Fl.

 

[Stinkerbe11]

Money from the tooth fairy has been known to come out of the kids' own piggy banks.

My neighbor's Christmas lights were still up in April, so I snuck over in the middle of the night and took them all down

 

[superme80]

When driving, I judge people by their bumper stickers. I'll let you over if I like your stickers.
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I do this too.

 

[Pea-n-Me]

Money from the tooth fairy has been known to come out of the kids' own piggy banks.

My neighbor's Christmas lights were still up in April, so I snuck over in the middle of the night and took them all down

Ooh you are bad!

 

[sasywtch]

I too am a reality tv junkie
I still have my Christmas tree up (and yes, everyone says...it's still up?). My mother left her's up all year but it was in our back family room so it's normal to me. I love my twinkling lights. It does come down at Easter.

Now...my karma that I'm sort of ashamed but here goes:

My now ex-we were married when I was 18, he was 21. Knew him most of my life (oldest sister married to his oldest brother and we all grew up across the street from each other). Had 4 kids from 1976-1990. 1991,my youngest was a year old and I found out he got a 21 year old pregnant. He filed for divorce on February 14, 1997. They married the next year. He worked, she slept but he LOOOOVVVED her. (gag me). Fast forward to 2010. He gets into an auto accident, has seizures, can't work, gets social security. She gets a job. She kicks him out because he's now not working.
February 14, 2013....she tells him it's completely over, she's going out on a date.

I try so hard not to smile in front of my kids but darn, it's hard not to!

 

[Lovin' Disney]

Last month when I was on a business trip in an area I grew up in, I emailed one of my former high school teachers and asked him to have breakfast with me. It was really great to catch up with him and hear about how things are going with him 20 years later. However, I didn't mention it to my husband because I think it might make him jealous. While it was strictly platonic (we're both married), he might get upset that I had breakfast with another man, even if it was my former teacher who is at least 15 years older than me.

 

[LuvinLucifer]

My grandfather used to do my math homework for me.

 

[*JoGo*]

I want a daughter. I love my sons, but goodness how I would love to have a daughter.

 

[PizzieDuster]

1. I clean up the house before the cleaning people show up.

2. Once, when my hubby pissed me off, I turned the shower head towards the door. The following morning when he turned the shower on he got hit in the face with cold water. It was so funny.

3. My teen daughter wears her jeans one time and throws them in the hamper. I get them out and throw them in the dryer for 10 min and hang them right back up.

4. When my kids were younger, after BBQ T-bones, I'd take the fillets for myself. I can't get away with that anymore.

5. I will text my ex because I know it drives his new fiancee crazy. I'm just messing with her. Cuz I can. In a couple of years, she won't give a darn.

 

[superme80]

My grandfather used to do my math homework for me.

I used to do my sister's math homework. She was 2 years head of me.

And I am in the I want a girl camp. I am expecting #3 and praying it is a girl. My sister said it has to be a boy and I REALLY want to prove her wrong.

 

[Neesy228]

1. I clean up the house before the cleaning people show up.

2. Once, when my hubby pissed me off, I turned the shower head towards the door. The following morning when he turned the shower on he got hit in the face with cold water. It was so funny.

3. My teen daughter wears her jeans one time and throws them in the hamper. I get them out and throw them in the dryer for 10 min and hang them right back up.

4. When my kids were younger, after BBQ T-bones, I'd take the fillets for myself. I can't get away with that anymore.

5. I will text my ex because I know it drives his new fiancee crazy. I'm just messing with her. Cuz I can. In a couple of years, she won't give a darn.

Your post made me laugh out loud. You and I would be great friends!

 

[maslex]

I used to be a Double Stuffed Oreo JUNKIE!!! It was bad.

I would buy a bag and plow through them like nobody's business. Hubby & kids started getting pissed that they barely got any cookies. Then I smartened up. I started buying 2 bags. I would hide one and then "occasionally" would take 1-2 cookies out of the bag that was in the cabinet to make it look like I had control of my Oreo addiction. Don't do that anymore though. I rarely even eat them anymore. Not sure if it's because I've eaten quite enough of them that they just don't seem that good anymore. The cream has a weird taste to me now. It's a good thing though.

My boys are 16 and 17 now. And even though I love them to the moon & back, sometimes I dream of when they move out and then I can convert one of their bedrooms into my craft room and then DH and I can go on vacations without them. Don't get me wrong, we love having them on the family vacations we take, truly we do but we just dream about what it's going to be like to take long road trips by ourselves. No bickering from the backseat will be heaven.

 

[Pinup Mommy]

I work by appointment, on slow days I go to the movies, sometimes I will schedule a "dummy meeting" so I can shop or nap. My daughter goes to preschool during the day and I don't have anyone to watch her after 5 PM or weekends. This is the only way I can have me time.