Sex Ed robot Baby in he House - lol!

[shortbun]

We have this 'baby' for three days and DS says 'I'm not going anywhere with this thing!!!' I asked why and he said, 'I'm just 14, do you want people to think I have a BABY?!?!?!?"

Pretty funny and this thing just woke up crying. You have to support their heads, feed and burp them, change diapers and rock them. It's all random.
I'm going to enjoy watching this!!!

 

[JessicaR]

I have a 12 year old and a 16 year old and we have avoided this 'baby', not sure how.

Have Fun!

 

[ZachnElli]

Wow, you have it rough! We only had it overnight! Our son's "baby" woke up every half hour from midnight to 6 am, he was NOT happy!

 

[hereyago]

My friend's DD had this baby in 8th grade. I will laugh when DD would get hers when she gets into those grades.

Is it the kind of baby who has a microchip in it to read how / if it was taken care of?

I would be telling my kid they aren't going to go anywhere without taking it, I dont want to be a pretend grandmother before my time.

 

[elgerber]

UGH, we had ours on for 12 hours and we couldnt' wait for the darn thing to be turned off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It was quiet, until 11pm, then it couldn't be made happy for nothing, and when it finally went back to sleep it woke up 3 more time by 7 am. 3 days is cruel and unusual punishment!!!

 

[minkydog]

I don't know how we skipped the "baby", but we have our very own live-in baby--my son Christian. He's 14yo and very mentally handicapped, like a 1yo. His care is not complicated, but it is constant. Just like taking care of a baby, diapers, drool, and everything. My kids and all their friends really "get" the meaning of parental responsibility because they've all grown up with him and some of them have helped care for him. They understand perfectly that when you have a baby, sometimes things go wrong and then you REALLY have a baby on your hands. You talk about some birth control, Christian is it!

 

[BellePrincessBelle]

Wow, you have it rough! We only had it overnight! Our son's "baby" woke up every half hour from midnight to 6 am, he was NOT happy!

LOL I have a real baby that does that so may be we can skip this.

 

[MizTink]

tell him to appreciate that fake baby. if he'd rather, he could come to my house and see my 16 year old son take care of his REAL baby!!!!

too bad those fake babies don't really stop the kids from having (careless) sex.

 

[charming23]

I had one of these my freshman year of high school for a whole week but we did do it in pairs of "mommies" and "daddies" but still after 1 day I swore I would not be having kids til I was at least 30.

 

[cheermom1]

Both my dd and ds had to do this for the weekend one right ofter the other ughhh...

My dd had to take hers out to eat it was funny and then she had to baby sit her cousins that was already set up long before she got her baby... that was so funny poor thing came home so tired you could see it...

I asked her one day while holding it "protection?" she said "how about abstinence"

My poor son he tried but never could get the hang of it and got a low D

He forgot ALL the babies clothes..he had to go buy two outfits

 

[OK!]

Man, I was lucky. Back in my day, we only had to care for eggs.

 

[gate_pourri]

Man, I was lucky. Back in my day, we only had to care for eggs.

Hahaha! Ditto.... We had a hard boiled egg to watch for a week...

 

[JoiseyMom]

My older DS's never had to do that. They had the real thing. When they were 13 and 12 they got a new baby sister. Then 5 years later they got a baby brother. Talk about birth control!! They even joked about it!!

DD13 had health now... TG no real baby in the house anymore!! I will just have to scare the you know what out of her for birth control!!

 

[MainStMandy]

Hahaha! Ditto.... We had a hard boiled egg to watch for a week...

You got off easy! Ours were empty eggs!!!

 

[elgerber]

You got off easy! Ours were empty eggs!!!

Ours were raw!

 

[paintnolish]

tell him to appreciate that fake baby. if he'd rather, he could come to my house and see my 16 year old son take care of his REAL baby!!!!

too bad those fake babies don't really stop the kids from having (careless) sex.

 

[Diznygrl]

Hehe, I had to go through a night with one of those "Baby Think it Over" dolls when I was a sophomore in high school. You had the option of either taking it overnight or through a weekend, and if you took it for a weekend you got out of some extra written work for the project that the rest of us had to do. The teacher would personally attach the key used to stop the crying to your wrist with her own special tape so you couldn't just pass the doll off to someone else and let them deal with it. Also these dolls were pretty new at the time and very expensive, so we only had two of them that had to be circulated through the entire sophomore class.

Fortunately when I had "him", he didn't cry a whole bunch. According to some of my friends, I was lucky. The only major problem I had with him was carrying him around in his carseat thingy. I'm only 4'3" and that darn baby was HEAVY. He also had a freaky cry that sounded as though he had just been dropped on the head or something.

 

[Katy Belle]

I have never heard of these things! When I was in HS we had to carry around a bag of flour...I don't remember if it was 5 or 10 lbs. It didnt wake me up in the middle of the night I did leave it in the car while out to dinner with my BF one time Married that BF and never left any of our real babies in the car!

 

[shortbun]

Well, the baby(named 'Carlos Santana') was up twice in the night. The first time I was unaware. The second time, I was up and went in to check on DS. He said, 'I HATE this baby, I'm afraid to go to sleep because it might wake up.' I said, "Uh huh, that's the way real babies make you feel too." He was standing up in the dark burping 'Carlos' and the darn thing was cooing just like a real baby!!!! Later this morning I'm playing some Santana. I think we'll be able to use this as a signal in the future when DS has a girlfriend, lol!!

 

[java]

Well, the baby(named 'Carlos Santana') was up twice in the night. The first time I was unaware. The second time, I was up and went in to check on DS. He said, 'I HATE this baby, I'm afraid to go to sleep because it might wake up.' I said, "Uh huh, that's the way real babies make you feel too." He was standing up in the dark burping 'Carlos' and the darn thing was cooing just like a real baby!!!! Later this morning I'm playing some Santana. I think we'll be able to use this as a signal in the future when DS has a girlfriend, lol!!

Great idea!