Set Sail on the SS Last Word Cruise Ship

[LucyStorm]

You don't want to rescue Sherry either Pam, I don't think she will thank you for it.

The evil Padawan Jeannette recovers from the savage beating given to her by Pam. Limping back to the sick bay, she pulls out her trusty safety razor to finish the job she started with her clippers. In the back of Apolo's new 'high and tight' buzz, Jeannette carves out....

 

[dizneenut]

Yeah, thanks anyways, Pam, but I have been freed from my straight jacket & am locked away with Orlando!
We won't be coming out for a loooooooooooooooooong time.

 

[dizneenut]

OK, gonna go watch some TV now!

Will probably pop in during commercials!

 

[Kama89]

WHY I NEVAH!!! Ya'll are a bunch of floozies!!!




Carved out?!?! OMG OMG OMG!!! My baby!!!!

 

[newmousecateer]

BWWWAAHHAA! Bonnie and Pam. ROFLMBO! Love the story!

Beth got her bracelet! Mine came today too! Now all I have to do is figure out how to get those little suckers on there!

Hi Michele! Where you been girl?

Sherry, how is our little mashed potato dude feeling? Ummm, Sherry, get out of that closet. The noises coming from there are quite embarrassing.

Marilyn sits on the deck sipping her Bahama Mama and wondering when Jay is going to start hulaing again. She has her roll of quarters ready and sits and taps her fingers on the lounge chair. What is all that noise coming from below deck?

 

[jldriscoll]

Originally posted by dizneenut
I liiiiike that Locked away with Orlando tag!!

NOOoooooo It should be me!!!!!! Stop....Bonnie....don't I get any reward for faithful service????

 

[Pam]

Sigh................

Pam is dangling between decks 6 & 7 on her mission to rescue Sherry when she gets an urgent beep on her pager: Sherry's text message reads: "Changed my mind, don't bother saving me." Humph......... see if I ever help you again!

 

[LucyStorm]

"Kimmy". Meanwhile, Marilyn, Jodie, and Betty are joined by the rest of the yayas for the hula show. Various renditions of 'Shake Your Booty' can be heard over Jay's squeals secondary to Marilyn's placement of the frozen quarters......All is right in YaYa world, Jodie is making smoothies, Jeannie, Sherry and Kim are locked up with their respective sweeties, and the rest of the yayas are ready for a party...

The End

 

[LucyStorm]

No Kimmy, not that kind of carved out, more like the shaved carved out.

Kimmy!!!!! What is Apolo doing to you while you are still tied to that chair with a sock in your mouth?!!!!!

 

[iluvorlando]

Ya'll are silly. I take it the evil Jeannette is Jeannie?

Marilyn, dh has had control of the computer this week, but he is back on nights now.

Hello, Jennifer.....I asked you a question..........did you see it? Or did you totally miss me? Jodie, you too!

 

[LucyStorm]

Michele!!!!! Bonnie runs across the screen and gives her yaya sis a big ((((hug))))

 

[LucyStorm]

Jennifer and Jodie went to Scout meetings, Michele.

 

[LucyStorm]

Jennifer! I thought you went to a scout meeting! I would reward you, but I can't remember which cabin boy is yours.

 

[jldriscoll]

Originally posted by iluvorlando
Hello, Jennifer.....I asked you a question..........did you see it? Or did you totally miss me? Jodie, you too!

I totally saw it....but I am diving in and out here and wanted to wait 'til I could give a proper answer.....back after reading time....

 

[jldriscoll]

Originally posted by LucyStorm
Jennifer! I thought you went to a scout meeting! I would reward you, but I can't remember which cabin boy is yours.

Orlando!!! Ya keep throwing him in with Sherry

It was the worlds shortest SU meeting!!! In and out in 40 min!!!

 

[lilboo]

Originally posted by LucyStorm
Michele!!!!! Bonnie runs across the screen and gives her yaya sis a big ((((hug))))

MICHELE HUG SANDWICH!!!!!

 

[LucyStorm]

uh oh...I thought that Orlando was a newly acquired taste for several of you...who was it before that, Jen?

 

[iluvorlando]

Wow. What did I do to deserve that? Thanks for the sandwich hug!

Ok, Jennifer. Just wanted to make sure that you saw me...ya know...I haven't been around much...

Oh, thanks for putting me in the story Bonnie!

 

[Kama89]

Okay, first of all...Pam was on her way to rescue us, but never made it...we got totally gipped. Alright, never mind.... just leave us here, but could someone puhleeeze lock the door. All the coming and going in here is really making it difficult to maintain a romantic ambience....not exactly an easy thing to establish in a sick room as it is!

Kimmy!!!!! What is Apolo doing to you while you are still tied to that chair with a sock in your mouth?!!!!!

Uh..... nothiiiiing. *Kim waves at Bonnie as Bonnie is leaving the sick bay*... Say goodnight Bonnie.

Man! Guess I need to leave for a couple of weeks like Michele did...maybe then I'll get a sandwich hug.

 

[Dream]

I have reached a conclusion after reading what has gone on here tonihgt....we all need SERIOUS help!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Bonnie and Pam *****see Jodie clapping a standing ovation here**** WHAT an epic!!!! Geez ya'll were even forming ALLIANCES!!! HAHAHAH!!!

MICHELE!!!! How the heck are ya? I didn't mean to ignore you...had a Cub scout meeting. My ears are ringing from the "boy noises" that echoed through my van tonight!!!! What is it about fart noises that send little boys into fits of laughter?!?!?! I will never understand....I will laugh, but never understand!!!
Michele...I have not seen hide nor hair of Jason...I think he's afraid of what will happen to him after he stood us up!!! The wrath of a Ya Ya is an uuuuugly thing!

And YOU Miss Kimmie....I have not chosen a "cabin man"...YET! I simply am a little more choosy than you wild women!!! I am choosy...but NOT DULL...I beg your pardon. Hmph....

I would like to know if any Ya Ya has gotten a pm from a moderator yet to slowwwww this cruise ship down?!?! Hee hee!!

Jennifer!!! A 40 minute service unit meeting??? OMG I would kill for one that short!!! I have one on Monday night...guarantee it will be at least an hour and a half!!! UGH!