Set Sail on the SS Last Word Cruise Ship

[Dream]

OMG!!! You guys are a RIOT!!!! Just when Dream reeeaaally needs a laugh, ya'll come through royally!!!! This day deserves a recap:

Thank God for quick thinking friends and medical technology...Nancy's Kayla is a little miracle.

There was lots of talk of b**bs...some decided to test the system and really spell the word!!! Test failed!!!

There was jingling...and jangling...and dangling...and things sinking to South America!

There were brass bras and talk of ritual nekkid dances and Jay is again really glad to be a bother!!!

Beccy and Elaine tossed caterpillar chin overboard and were scolded because they left his skates on and he sunk like a proverbial rock!!! Kim really didn't throw too big of a strop...considering...and will probably spend the better part of the night comforting the scrawny little guy. Jay...better find your cabin girl for tonight!!!

Marilyn is wearing her standard whites to keep from dangling, or jingling or jangling....oh whatever!!!

And Jodie is so very happy to be a Ya Ya!!!!

 

[helenabear]

Oh my goodness... I take one phone call and look at all of this chatting away

Jodie, Luis was going about 5 mph or less. It really was just the bad angle and plastic vs fire hydrant (plastic bumper and rubber tire lost). He said he hardly felt a thing at all. Not really a big impact at all. I'd also bet that his plastic broke easier than usual because it was only about 15 degrees when we left this morning and this was 2 blocks from home so his car was probably very cold! So I think he'll be fine since he said he barely felt a thing.

Are we going to dump Kimmie over now too? I was just thinking she might want to join her lover

 

[Pam]

And Jodie is so very happy to be a Ya Ya!!!!

Pam's still embarrassed!

 

[Meriweather]

Quick peek in before dinnertime....and you guys are having me

You brighten my day....

Couldn't resist this one

 

[newmousecateer]

Can we say boob on here?

Geez Pam. That even got GP's attention! (Hi GP)

Jeannie, ROFL. You are too much girl!

Hey Pam, we could also use them to serve soup in, fill em up with peanuts and use them as snack dishes, or use one side for salsa and one for chips!

Oh, and my "stuff" fell below the equator long ago.

You will notice Kim, I did not push Apollo. It was all Beccy and Elaine. I even offered to throw him a rope (just because I used a shoe lace instead of a rope doesn't mean my heart wasn't in it)

Elaine, I would love to meet you. I am south of where they are meeting though, and not sure if you would want to detour this far.

 

[Kama89]

First we had coconut talk, then Princess Leia slave outfit pics, and now just straight b--b talk. Hoo boy.... How long till this ship is shut down? I'm not sure, but this is just ROFLOL kinda fun!! I didn't know this was a topless ship, but you won't hear me complain!

Jay, you sound like you're having just a LITTLE too much fun.

But all I said was: Kimmy car pics =

Oh, you're so full of... well... you know.

Plus he'd have a natural defense against any sharks or predators while in the water. Oh, wait. Maybe I shouldn't mention that. When someone falls over, ship's protocol states the ship turns around and starts doing figure 8's where we think he/she fell off (or in this case, was tossed like a cookie).

Sharks!!! Oh maaan... I really didn't want to hear that!! Wait a minute! You mean he's really gone? For good? Forever? For... for... *sniff*. This is.... so sad!!

Hey, wait... if he's gone, that means I have you to myself, right? And since my cabin girls are gone......

Hmmm... kinda looks like it huh? Poor Jay....stuck with me now. Just what you always wanted... a YaYa that resembles Mel Brooks in a hula skirt. Oh joy! You poor thing you.

 

[Pam]

Hey Pam, we could also use them to serve soup in, fill em up with peanuts and use them as snack dishes, or use one side for salsa and one for chips!

Works for me - kind of a Lazy Susan - but it would be a Lazy Marilyn/Pam serving dish........

Pam

 

[helenabear]

Marilyn, I was planning on coming up from the south on 90/94 and then head up towards the north 'burbs where I will be staying. Where are you at and if you are easy to find I'd be happy to make a detour for lunch or something

 

[Kama89]

Oh, and my "stuff" fell below the equator long ago.

At least you had stuff that COULD fall.

 

[newmousecateer]

Elaine

I am (I'm not super on directions, but I will give it a whirl...could always get better ones from Chuck):

A little north of I-55. I am West of 90/94, actually a little west of 355. I can PM you with better info if you want.

 

[Kama89]

With these ham shanks, I could tread water for days with the skates on and still be fine.

WAIT! Is he treading or not? Whos' driving this tub? Turn around...you can't just leave him out there!

Oh! Oh! Guess who's jingling a YaYa charm now?!?!

 

[newmousecateer]

At least you had stuff that COULD fall.

Not until I got older Kim. Then what little I did have stretched, widened and turned to pudding and started to hang. Spray whipping cream on me and Bill Cosby would call me up to do a commercial!

 

[CrazyBoutDisney]

Shake, Shake, Shake A-Puddin'!!!!!! ROFLOL!!!

 

[newmousecateer]

Nancy

Love your clipart! ROFL

Sorry Jodie. Ain't never going to forget, or let you forget, your typo.

 

[Dream]

OHHHHAAAHHAHAHAHAH!!!! Nancy!!!! OMG that clipart is hilarious!!!! KIM!!!! I see Apolo treadin water out there honey!!! I thought you saved him hours ago!!!! Who;s driving this thing??? Cmon...I don't like him either but it's kinda sick to let him drown!!!! Quick...Jeannie....throw him that salsa dish!!!

 

[lilboo]

Jodie...those won't float...try these silicone implants.

Oh yeah...BWHAHAHAHHAAAAAAA...Nancy...that's happened to me!!!

 

[helenabear]

Marilyn, you aren't too terribly far from Naperville then are you? I admit that is way out of our way as we will be traveling up 90/94 until 294 to the northern parts. If you do live near there it is too bad because I was in the Chicago area in June and was staying with a friend in Naperville. If I stay longer sometime, I will do my best to get out to visit you!

 

[kejoda]

I wouldn't worry about dorkboy drowning. All that hot air in his head will keep him afloat forever.



Marilyn your not going to the Chicago meet? Now I'm sad.

 

[newmousecateer]

Look what Jeannie found! Flooking floaties!

Bonnie

Come out, come out, wherever you are! We love your poems too! There couldn't be a poem war if we didn't have Jodie and you.

Oh Elaine! You were soooo close to me. If I drive 1 mile I am in Naperville (or if I run across the river behind my subdivision, all the while on the lookout for coyotes, I am in Naperville). Next time you come this way and stay with your friend, we will definately have to get together. Also, depending on where the meet in Aug. is, I could possibly go.

 

[newmousecateer]

Marilyn your not going to the Chicago meet? Now I'm sad.

Awww, thanks Beccy. That is sweet of you to say so.