seinfeld - The Opera w/ Crazy Joe Divola...

[stevenpensacola]

was on tonight. what a classic.


"Jerry, Joe Davola. I have a hair on my tongue. Can't get it off. You know how much I hate that? Of course you do. You put it there. I know what you said about me, Seinfeld. I know you badmouthed me to the execs at NBC. Put the kibosh on my deal. Now I'm gonna put the kibosh on you. You know I've kiboshed before. And I will kibosh again."
- Crazy Joe Davola, leaving a message on Jerry's answering machine, in "The Opera"

"I don't like the opera. What are they singing for? Who sings? You got something to say, say it."
- Jerry, in "The Opera"

"You left your door open."
"I know. I like to encourage intruders."
- Elaine and Joe Davola, in "The Opera"

"But officer, he threatened me. I don't understand, that's not right. What if it was the President of the United States, I bet you'd investigate. Well, so what? What's the difference? I'm a comedian of the United States. And I'll tell you, I'm under just as much pressure."
- Jerry, to a police officer, in "The Opera"

"I thought you said people dressed up when they go to the opera?"
"People do. I don't."
- Jerry and Kramer, in "The Opera"

"We're friends. If I'm going to be uncomfortable, you gotta be uncomfortable too!"
- George, to Jerry, in "The Opera"

"You sprayed him in the eyes with Binaca?"
"Cherry Binaca. It's new."
- Jerry and Elaine, in "The Opera"

"That is one angry clown."
- Jerry, in "The Opera"

"You know, it is so sad. All your knowledge of high culture comes from Bugs Bunny cartoons."
- Elaine, to Jerry, in "The Opera"

 

[Stacerita]

A true classic. But my fave Seinfeld episode is "Little Kicks"....the one with Elaine dancing. You know......"a full body dry heave set to music".

 

[Jimbo]

JERRY: "I kinda like this opera crowd, I feel tough... Anybody else got a
problem?"

I got to use that line the one time I attended the opera.