'Scuse me while I kiss this guy..... misheard song lyrics

[LindsayDunn228]

She was puzzled until she found out it the sond was "Dwift Away".

You mean "Drift Away," right??

 

[deekaypee]

Remember the chorus to The Lion King's "Circle of Life"? I still hear it as, "pink pajamas, pink pajama bottoms."

 

[Shannon G]

I'm here laughing out loud at my desk at work

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You know the Eagles' song "Take it Easy" - the line that says "Been looking for a lover who won't blow my cover." My dad once confessed that he used to think it said "Been looking for a lover who won't blow my brother."
(Highlight to read the last sentence!)

 

[pokemon_master]

Had a friend who thought the song "Its Magic" was "Its my d***!" I have no idea why, but she called her up saying "YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO THIS NEW SONG, PUT IT ON NOW."

My favorites are from my mom.

She thought "return to sender" was "return to Zemba" and figured that Zemba was a place in Africa. This was when she was growing up, yet still hilarious!!

Also, the lyric "I've got my mind set on you" she thought was "I got my say on you" and having your say on someone meant you were dating them.

 

[Jennasis]

My dad used to think the chorus to the Christmas song "Oh come let us adore him" was "Oh Comodore Sadorhee". Who the heck is Comodore Sadorhee???

Just yesterday DH and the guy who works for us were both trying to convince me that the lyrics to some Green Day song was "It all keeps adding up...I think I'm f'ing up" when the correct lyric is definitely CRACKING up.

 

[CT_Dad]

I've got a couple.

I used to think the Beatles' "girl with kaleidoscope eyes" was "girl with colitis goes by."

My DW used to think that Springsteen's "Is that you, baby? Or just a brilliant disguise" was "just a bridge in disguise."

 

[GottaGetToDisney!]

The one that always makes me laugh is "I've never seen a pizza burnin'" instead of "I'll never be your beast of burden".

And, to this day, when I hear INXS' "Never Tear Us Apart" I could swear that Michael Hutchence is NOT saying "I make wine from your tears", he's saying "I may cry vomit tears".


Gotta Get To Disney!

 

[pokemon_master]

Remember the chorus to The Lion King's "Circle of Life"? I still hear it as, "pink pajamas, pink pajama bottoms."

 

[Jennasis]

In the song "I'm gonna be 500 Miles" by the Pretenders I hear the chorus part as:

"Pterodactyls! Pterodactyls! dun dun dun da da dun da da da dun da..."

My sister always heard it as:

ead Actors! Dead Actors!..."

 

[Taylor]

In the song "I'm gonna be 500 Miles" by the Pretenders

That song is actually by the Proclaimers.

 

[shep]

I just saw an old episode of King of Queens. Carrie and Doug were coming back from Deacon and Kelly's baby's Christening. They agree the Reverend was pretty cool (baout them switching God parents in the middle of the ceremony) Doug said it reminded him of the old Neil Diamond song "Reverend in Blue Jeans.....

I was thinking of that too...

 

[pokemon_master]

In the song "I'm gonna be 500 Miles" by the Pretenders I hear the chorus part as:

"Pterodactyls! Pterodactyls! dun dun dun da da dun da da da dun da..."

My sister always heard it as:

ead Actors! Dead Actors!..."

 

[Jennasis]

Yes Thank you! I knew the band name started with a "P" but even as I put the pretenders I new that wasn't right. I figured someone would correcct it for me. Tanks!

 

[2princesscuties]

I just thought of another one ,Steppin Out by Joe Jackson.My cousin and I used to listen to this and crack up thinking he was saying "Beaners,steppin out ,instead of "you babe,steppin out"

 

[SamRoc]

The one I hear about the most is Elton John's "Bennie and the Jets" - the line "She's got electric boots/A mohair suit" is misheard as "She's got electric b**bs/Her ma has two."

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My brother in law used to sing this song "She's got electric Broom , a mohair room , i read it in a magazine" And he thought those were the real words to the song! Hes also the one when we told him that the space shuttle was taking off at NASA, asked us why the astronauts had to go all the way to the Bahamas (Nassau) to lift off! (and he was serious too!)

 

[Yzerbear19]

I used to get the lyrics to "We Didn't Start the Fire" by Billy Joel all mixed up when I little. The one line that I remember always getting wrong is "Princess Grace, Peyton Place, Trouble in the Suez" I always thought it was "trouble in the sewers."

Up until about 6 months ago I was singing the wrong words to the "The Flame" by Cheap Trick. The line "You were the first, you'll be the last." I always thought it was "You were the first to be the last." That didn't make any sense. I was talking with my oldest brother about it and he told me what it was suppose to be, but I had to look up the lyrics until I believed him.

 

[java]

I used to think the Beatles' "girl with kaleidoscope eyes" was "girl with colitis goes by."

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I know I am destroying Mary J Blige Family Affair the only part that I am pretty sure I have right... Is "let's get it percolated ....." the rest is a mess...

 

[Cee]

In "Can You Hear the Love, Tonight?", instead of "kings and vagabonds", by
DS thought it was "kings and bag 'o bones".

 

[Mouse House Mama]

In "Can You Hear the Love, Tonight?", instead of "kings and vagabonds", by
DS thought it was "kings and bag 'o bones".

Ahem....It's Can you feel the love tonight.....

 

[allicat]

There was a song I guess in the early 70's and the lyrics were something like "mama dont take my Kodachrome away." Being a little kid, I always thought the lyrics were "mama dont take my golden comb away"