'Scuse me while I kiss this guy..... misheard song lyrics

[Sparx]

"Dirty deeds--done with sheep!"

 

[Mouse House Mama]

This is so funny because I am one of those people who learn the lyrics to everything. I just have a good memory (music major). The only song that comes to mind is a line from Huey Lewis - The heart of rock and roll is still beating- I always thought it was The heart of rock and roll is in Cleveland! My dh heard me one day and laughed so hard he couldn't breathe. We still crack up over that!

 

[mzzzh]

Here's another one for Beyonce's "Irreplacable" - "you must not know or feel" instead of "you must not know about me".

 

[Bichon Barb]

Great thread.

My husband thought The Rolling Stones "Angie" was "I inject. IIIIII inject."

I had a friend who thought 38 Special's song "Me and my fantasy girl" was "Me and my family squirrel."

 

[Luckymommyx2]

When I was a little girl I would argue and argue with my mom that the Star Spangled Banner was "Jose can you see" and I still hear about it to this day!

 

[Luv2Roam]

A woman at work had a teenage daughter who was getting a present ready for her.
The daughter was taping a song her mother liked so much. She said the Beach Boy song you like mom!
The mother is thinking the Beach Boy song? She was puzzled until she found out it the sond was "Dwift Away".
"Oh, give me the beat, boys, and free my soul"
The daughter thought was "Oh, Give me the Beach Boys and free my soul."

 

[Luv2Roam]

I like the parady songs too -- Like, "Another One Rides the Bus."

 

[Goofyluver]

DS...when he was younger!

Macy Gray: "I try to walk away and I choke!" He thought it was: "I try to walk and eat nachos!"

 

[TDC Nala]

I used to think it was Big Old Jed Had A Lion!

how about Big Old Jed In A Lineup?

 

[Disney4Drew]

I thought it was "big ol' Jed had a light on".

So did I!

 

[TDC Nala]

It's baaaack (i just wait for these threads to show up so I can post it again)

On a dock, there’s a highway
Cool Whip in my hair
One parapalegic
Rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance
An ocean of light
My head grew hairy and my sack rolled in
I had to stop for the night
Dead fish stood in the doorway
I heard the mission bell
And I was thinking to myself
This could be Heaven or this could be Hell
Then she lit up a Ken doll
And she showed me the way
There were horses down the corridor
I thought I heard them say

Don’t go to the Hotel California
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely face
Renting a room at the Hoedown California
Any time you’re here
You can buy me beer.

Her mind was stiff and he twisted
She’s got the worst eighties band
She's got a lot of pretty, pretty boys
That she calls Sven
How they dance in the courtyard
Swedes, some are sweat
Sundance to remember
Sundance to forget
So I come to the Hilton
Please bring me my wife
He said
We haven't had that spilled in here since 1969
And still those whatchamacallits from far away
We threw up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say

Wake up to the oat man, can’t afford ya.
Such a lovely Place
Such a lovely face
Many a room at the Hotel California
What a nice surprise
When you’re out of ice

He lives on the ceiling
Pictures of Jim Rice
And she said
We are all just prisoners here
Of our only vice
And in the master's chambers
They gathered for the feast
They stab them while they’re still in ice
But they just can't kill the thief
Last thing I remember
I was running for the door
I had to find the passage back to the place I was before
Good night, said the madman
We are programmed to recede
You can check out any time you like
But you can never leave

 

[Costumesaremylife]

Another misheard 'Tiny Dancer' lyric here. The line is, Lay me down in sheets of linen. I always heard, Lay me down and she said Splendid.

Not nearly as funny as the ones I've read here.

 

[sugarpie]

It's baaaack (i just wait for these threads to show up so I can post it again)

On a dock, there’s a highway
Cool Whip in my hair
One parapalegic
Rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance
An ocean of light
My head grew hairy and my sack rolled in
I had to stop for the night
Dead fish stood in the doorway
I heard the mission bell
And I was thinking to myself
This could be Heaven or this could be Hell
Then she lit up a Ken doll
And she showed me the way
There were horses down the corridor
I thought I heard them say

Don’t go to the Hotel California
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely face
Renting a room at the Hoedown California
Any time you’re here
You can buy me beer.

Her mind was stiff and he twisted
She’s got the worst eighties band
She's got a lot of pretty, pretty boys
That she calls Sven
How they dance in the courtyard
Swedes, some are sweat
Sundance to remember
Sundance to forget
So I come to the Hilton
Please bring me my wife
He said
We haven't had that spilled in here since 1969
And still those whatchamacallits from far away
We threw up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say

Wake up to the oat man, can’t afford ya.
Such a lovely Place
Such a lovely face
Many a room at the Hotel California
What a nice surprise
When you’re out of ice

He lives on the ceiling
Pictures of Jim Rice
And she said
We are all just prisoners here
Of our only vice
And in the master's chambers
They gathered for the feast
They stab them while they’re still in ice
But they just can't kill the thief
Last thing I remember
I was running for the door
I had to find the passage back to the place I was before
Good night, said the madman
We are programmed to recede
You can check out any time you like
But you can never leave

I'm unable to see to read this due to the tears streaming down my face.

 

[gypsydoodlebug]

Price's Diamonds & Pearls: I thought "If I gave you diamonds and pearls,
would you be a happy boy or a girl" was "Would you rather have a boy or a girl..." I always wondered what that meant...

 

[2princesscuties]

When I first heard "Shameless" by Garth Brooks,the part where he would say,I"m shameless.I thought he was saying "I'm shavin'

 

[MomofKatie]

A friend in middle school used to think "More Than a Woman" by the Bee Gees was "Bald Headed Woman".

 

[leafette]

It's baaaack (i just wait for these threads to show up so I can post it again)

On a dock, there’s a highway
Cool Whip in my hair
One parapalegic
Rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance
An ocean of light
My head grew hairy and my sack rolled in
I had to stop for the night
Dead fish stood in the doorway
I heard the mission bell
And I was thinking to myself
This could be Heaven or this could be Hell
Then she lit up a Ken doll
And she showed me the way
There were horses down the corridor
I thought I heard them say

Don’t go to the Hotel California
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely face
Renting a room at the Hoedown California
Any time you’re here
You can buy me beer.

Her mind was stiff and he twisted
She’s got the worst eighties band
She's got a lot of pretty, pretty boys
That she calls Sven
How they dance in the courtyard
Swedes, some are sweat
Sundance to remember
Sundance to forget
So I come to the Hilton
Please bring me my wife
He said
We haven't had that spilled in here since 1969
And still those whatchamacallits from far away
We threw up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say

Wake up to the oat man, can’t afford ya.
Such a lovely Place
Such a lovely face
Many a room at the Hotel California
What a nice surprise
When you’re out of ice

He lives on the ceiling
Pictures of Jim Rice
And she said
We are all just prisoners here
Of our only vice
And in the master's chambers
They gathered for the feast
They stab them while they’re still in ice
But they just can't kill the thief
Last thing I remember
I was running for the door
I had to find the passage back to the place I was before
Good night, said the madman
We are programmed to recede
You can check out any time you like
But you can never leave

No, no, no. This is totally wrong. Everyone knows it's "Warm smell of fajitas"

 

[GypsySue]

I can't believe that I am going to admit to these:

I thought for the longest time that Prince's Little Red Corvette was "Pay the rent, Collette."

And it was just recently I learned that the Sound of Music song Edelwiess was not "Maid of Ice:"

Maid of Ice, Maid of Ice
Every morning you greet me
Small and white, clean and bright
You look happy to meet me

 

[Barb D]

In the movie Harry Potter 3, at the beginning when the choir is singing "Double, Double, Toil and Trouble," DD-now-13 thought they were singing, "Double, Double, Toilet trouble, something wicked this way comes!"

Don't want to think about the wicked thing that could have been coming out of that toilet!

I always thought that Angels were singing "Hark the Herald!"

 

[Grumpy's Gal]

a Kenny Rogers song 'You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille, with 8 hungry children and the crops in the field......"

I always thought it was EIGHT HUNDRED children


(With 800 children......yeah, I'd be leaving too!)