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Old Series “Bites” Back With New Book!

This upcoming week, Stephanie Meyer will release yet another Chapter to the ongoing series. Following the chronological order that started with Twilight and moved up to the Breaking Dawn, she has titled it Morning After. This book, narrated from both Jacob Black’s and Renesme’s perspectives, Leaves behind the vampire romance and turns to werewolf puppy love. As cute as that sounds, this novel fits in with such movies as, “Knocked Up” and “Juno.” With similar writing style and plot as part one of Breaking Dawn; fan girls will be assured that this one is a hit.


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As all have heard, there is a new phrase going around the upper and middle school. “Up until now, students have been content on quoting ‘The Office’ and Simon from ‘American Idol’ but this just scares me,” says one disgruntled teacher, “When it hits close to home as an insult to another student as well as the original speaker, I just don’t like it.” Now, students will yell out, “That’s what ‘C’ said” to note when someone has come up with a stupid idea that they do not like, or just an impractical one. Some students, disagree, “I use it all the time, it’s just, like, another thing, ya know?” while others hide their face, “I used to be open, but even my smart ideas are ignored now, people just don’t know when to stop.” Perhaps “that’s what ‘C’ said” really is, what ‘C’ said.


These are fake articles with fake info, no real quotes and no real data, this is a paper with spoof articles and are not to be taken seriously, nor should my spelling
 
they are fake articles to make fun of stuff for a fake school newspaper
 
says one disgruntled teacher
In newspaper articles you can't characterize the people, so you would just say, said one teacher

(:
 

says one disgruntled teacher
In newspaper articles you can't characterize the people, so you would just say, said one teacher

(:
If you're doing magazines/tabloids though, you can say whatever you want. (=
 
ok, I was trying to show emotion when you wouldn't be able to tell otherwise
 
Okay.

The first one is funny, I'll admit. Twilight should be capitlized and (underlined? put in quotes?) though.

The second one I'm very confused about.
 
If you're doing magazines/tabloids though, you can say whatever you want. (=

Yeah, but he said for a fake newspaper article, so I figured that's what it was. :goodvibes

We had to write a fake one at the beginning of the year and got counted off for doing that.

Even if you're trying to show emotion, you can't. The quote can mean something completely different depending on how you say it, so if you make it saying he was disgruntled, he could oppose to that and it can get you in trouble.
 
Okay.

The first one is funny, I'll admit. Twilight should be capitlized and (underlined? put in quotes?) though.

The second one I'm very confused about.

I believe, underline or italicized.
Quotes I don't believe are necessary unless it's a poem or a titled piece from a book which has several other pieces in it.
 
I dearly hope the teacher didn't actually think that the students were saying "That's what C said"
 



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