Originally posted by mickeyfan1
I know of no Angel who would behave in any way other than Angelic. Scandal? We don't even have that would in our dictionary. As stated in the Angel handbook " No behaviour, including times while in Uniform, will be condoned, if it can be construed as libeous, treasonous, in bad taste, or otherwise bad mannerly." There, you see, scandalous is not listed! Further "All Angels must be ready to don Uniform and come to the aid of their fellow Angel, or any other party in ANY time of need, be it Splash Mountain (taking the front seats), Cali River Rapids (Steering away from any large waves), or any other water realted activity, should the aforementioned Angel or other non Angelic party appear to be staying too dry, er wet. As to the Riddle, no Angel shall be pantless while DISing, if the Lime Green Uniform Thong is not available, Smarty Pants MUST be obtained through any means necessary."
Bernie, as you can see, it's all there in the Code of Angelic conduct. I think the earlier reference to SSB bears looking into. As our leader, you should get to the bottom of this.