Sassy Somethings - Happy November

[jbmom]

Oh it was a wonderful day here. I did laundry, stuffed the dishwasher full or pizza to see if it would grind it up and I scrubbed the kitchen floor with a toothbrush for that extra effort.

How was your day?

 

[coles1mom]

There are imposters posting on this thread.

Last year it was clap, this year crabs. Find me something that doesn't start with "C" please. That is so average.

 

[Toot Sweet]

Oh it was a wonderful day here. I did laundry, stuffed the dishwasher full or pizza to see if it would grind it up and I scrubbed the kitchen floor with a toothbrush for that extra effort.

How was your day?

Delightful! Except for my lame assistant. Oh my word, my other assistant and I were rolling today. We had chocolate cupcakes and Schmickloria was eating hers and had it all stuck in her teeth. I mean CAKED in her teeth, thick and black. And she was just grinnin at Dominique and me from across the room. She was totally oblivious. We were HOWLING with laughter...we cried from laughing so hard. Hilarious!

 

[jbmom]

There are imposters posting on this thread.

Last year it was clap, this year crabs. Find me something that doesn't start with "C" please. That is so average.

She needs new material, but she's blonde so we can't expect too much!

Delightful! Except for my lame assistant. Oh my word, my other assistant and I were rolling today. We had chocolate cupcakes and Schmickloria was eating hers and had it all stuck in her teeth. I mean CAKED in her teeth, thick and black. And she was just grinnin at Dominique and me from across the room. She was totally oblivious. We were HOWLING with laughter...we cried from laughing so hard. Hilarious!

I'm writing a spell to change bodies with you for a day. I want to meet this cake toothed assitant for just a bit.

 

[Toot Sweet]

She needs new material, but she's blonde so we can't expect too much!



I'm writing a spell to change bodies with you for a day. I want to meet this cake toothed assitant for just a bit.

Ooo, good! I can experience life with perky, uplifted tatas! Woot!

 

[jbmom]

Ooo, good! I can experience life with perky, uplifted tatas! Woot!

Yeah, and don't be feeling me up!

 

[Toot Sweet]

Yeah, and don't be feeling me up!

HAHAHAHHA! I never felt you up, ya hussy! You're just WISHIN' I did!

 

[jbmom]

HAHAHAHHA! I never felt you up, ya hussy! You're just WISHIN' I did!

Oh thats right it was Angie you were feelin up! I forgot, my mind isn't what it used to be.

 

[coles1mom]

Yeah, and don't be feeling me up!

HAHAHAHHA! I never felt you up, ya hussy! You're just WISHIN' I did!

Oh thats right it was Angie you were feelin up! I forgot, my mind isn't what it used to be.

 

[jbmom]

I know she's scary! Fear Bonnie, run for your life!!

 

[Toot Sweet]

Oh thats right it was Angie you were feelin up! I forgot, my mind isn't what it used to be.

Yes, it was Angus. And she enjoyed it. As will you...

Yer next, my dear!! <Insert witchy cackle here>

 

[jbmom]

Now you've gone and scared Judi away!

 

[coles1mom]

Now you've gone and scared Judi away!

Mr. Judi made the coffee today, Can ya tell


Good Morning

 

[Grumpy's Wife]

And what a lovely job that Mr. Judi did. I keep telling you Judi that he and I would get along so well.

I feel as though I'm back to the land of the living. I felt better yesterday but took it real easy because I was so scared it would come back. Today I'm having Target withdrawals so I'll be heading there after I stop in to weigh at Weight Watchers. I missed my regular meeting yesterday and it was going to be a good one. All about how fattening Thanksgiving food really is.

 

[coles1mom]

Another MIA Thursday

Tricia, I hope you are starting to feel better.

Where is Mrs. FoP, Kimmy etc. etc. etc.

 

[jbmom]

What does he put in the coffee to make is so perky? I think I need a cup of that!

Happy Thursday Sassies! Tonight is teacher conferences for both boys. They are doing pretty well for missing 9 days already although I think Brendan could be doing a little better. That is why I moved our trip up next year so he won't have to miss school.

They are threatening a lot of lake effect snow for today but, they are wrong.

 

[coles1mom]

Glad to hear you are better this morning

I do believe the stores have been missing you.

 

[coles1mom]

They are threatening a lot of lake effect snow for today but, they are wrong.

Wishful thinking, little grasshopper.

 

[Grumpy's Wife]

Glad to hear you are better this morning

I do believe the stores have been missing you.

I believe you're right Judi. I know I've been missing them. I got two big boxes yesterday from the UPS man. Gotta love when the big brown truck pulls up, beeps the horn, the dog goes crazy, and you get lots of stuff. Christmas stuff that is. I still haven't wrapped anything yet but I'm thinking this weekend I'll have a wrapping extravaganza.

 

[coles1mom]

Tricia

I have not even started yet
But I do have most of Mom's done.