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<font color=CC66CC>Short Post Man cracks me up!<br
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Saddam Hussein and his chauffeur were rolling down the highway when suddenly they hit a pig crossing the road. They killed it instantly.
Saddam tells his driver: "Go to da farm over dere and hexplain to da honer of da pig what appened."
One hour later, Saddam sees his driver coming back from the farm, his clothes all wrinkled, a bottle of wine in one hand and a cigar in the other.
"What appen to you?" He asks.
"Well, the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me a bottle of wine, and their 19 year old daughter made wild passionate love to me."
"My Word! What did you tell dem?" asked President Hussein.
The driver answered: "Good evening. I am Saddam Hussein's chauffeur and I have just killed the pig."
Saddam tells his driver: "Go to da farm over dere and hexplain to da honer of da pig what appened."
One hour later, Saddam sees his driver coming back from the farm, his clothes all wrinkled, a bottle of wine in one hand and a cigar in the other.
"What appen to you?" He asks.
"Well, the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me a bottle of wine, and their 19 year old daughter made wild passionate love to me."
"My Word! What did you tell dem?" asked President Hussein.
The driver answered: "Good evening. I am Saddam Hussein's chauffeur and I have just killed the pig."
