Room Service

[cocowum]

Tenjewberrymuds
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>> To get the full effect, this message should be read out loud. You will
>>understand what 'tenjewberrymuds'means by the end of the conversation.
>>This has been nominated for the best email of 2005.
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>> The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and
>>room-service at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the
>>Far East Economic Review:
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>> Room Service (RS): "Morrin. Roon sirbees."
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>> Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."
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>> RS: "Rye..Roon sirbees..morrin! Jewish to oddor sunteen??"
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>> G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs."
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>> RS: "Ow July den?"
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>> G: "What??"
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>> RS: "Ow July den?...p! ryed, boyud, poochd?"
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>> G: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them?
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>> Sorry, scrambled please."
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>> RS: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"
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>> G: "Crisp will be fine."
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>> RS: "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"
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>> G: "What?"
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>> RS: "An toes. July Sahn toes?"
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>> G: "I don't think so."
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>> RS: "No? Judo wan sahn toes??"
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>> G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn
>>toes' means."
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>> RS: "Toes! toes!...Why jew don juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we
>>bodder?"
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>> G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine.
>>Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
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>> RS: "We bodder?"
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>> G: "No...just put the bodder on the side."
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>> RS: "Wad?"
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>> G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."
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>> RS: "Copy?"
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>> G: "Excuse me?"
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>> RS: "Copy...tea...meel?"
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>> G: "Yes. Coffee, please, and that's all."
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>> RS: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin we bodder
>>on sigh and copy....rye??"
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>> G: "Whatever you say."
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>> RS: "Tenjewberrymuds."
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>> G: "You're very welcome."

 

[Jessie]

Boy, that took some reading

 

[oogieboogie]

you know the worst thing, I can probably figure out which part of Asia speaks like that! :roftl2: