Rock of Love with Bret Michaels

[mrsksomeday]

we'd be just like the girls on the show then! maybe bret will come and recruit us?? <<swoon>>

I can't be just like one of the girls on the show , I'm not trashy, I'm not a stripper, and I'm not crazy like Lacey (I'm not crazy, I don't know why everyone thinks I am crazy, because I am not crazy. I need to prove I am not crazy). How many times has she said this???

 

[Stacerita]

This had me We should start a drinking game, everytime Brett says "turns him on", take a drink.

I don't think my liver could handle that. And I have a pretty high alcohol tolerance.

 

[graciegirlie]

Haha, whoever plays this game better have a really strong tolerance for alcohol...

I can handle my alcohol pretty well but not that well....

I love watching train wrecks on tv!!

The one real person I liked and who I thought had a slight moral back bone is gone from the show. That was Samantha.

Yes, but she wasn't the one for Bret because of the slight moral background.

My thoughts exactly! WHY are you still eating?!? For the love of God!!

I tivo'd it and had to fast forward through that. And then when Brandi was all in Bret's face saying she could fall for him right after she puked....NASTY Come tell me you could fall for me after you brush and use some mouthwash...

If we did that game, we would all have alcohol poisoning .

There would be a bunch of Dis'ers going for stomach pumping on Sunday nights....

we'd be just like the girls on the show then! maybe bret will come and recruit us?? <<swoon>>

Yeah, I will pass....

(I'm not crazy, I don't know why everyone thinks I am crazy, because I am not crazy. I need to prove I am not crazy). How many times has she said this???

That is a whole other drinking game in itself!

I don't think my liver could handle that. And I have a pretty high alcohol tolerance.

I want to know how Bret is diabetic and still has his liver with this lifestyle.

 

[Saturn23]

This past Saturday they held auditions for the next Rock of Love (part2) in my hometown in NY, but they didn't announce who the next rock star was. But they were looking for single girls 21+ who looked the part (tattos, hair, outfits, etc.).

That's hilarious! I love that they don't even know who they're going to be hooking up with! The audition could have read: Skanky girls needed to hook up with random 80's rock star on TV.

 

[MamaLema]

That's hilarious! I love that they don't even know who they're going to be hooking up with! The audition could have read: Skanky girls needed to hook up with random 80's rock star on TV.

That's hilarious

Seriously, I can't believe women would audition if they don't even know who the person is going to be

 

[texasteacher35]

They are pretty desperate...that is the nicest thing I can say about ANY of them! Brett Michaels is so gross, too! I loved him in Poison...I went to the concerts back in the day! But now...yuck! I will have to say that I am addicted to the show, though! I want Jess to win! I hate strippers (Heather and Brandi)...Heather looks like a transvestite (sp?)...sorry spelling that word is not in my regular vocab!

 

[hucifer]

Seriously, I can't believe women would audition if they don't even know who the person is going to be

It takes a special kind of "lady" for a show like that.

 

[1rockinmamato2]

You are all too funny!

I started replying to several of you the other day, but got called by DS's daycare to come pick him up because they thought he had pink eye (he didn't) and I closed the browser window before I sent my post. Ooops!

I don't know why I keep watching that show, really! I would like to have remembered Bret the way he was back in the day. I'm mad because Lacey is a plant. And I am really upset with him for choosing his "super fans" as those who have only been his fans for 5 years.

I really think he's going to end up choosing Heather. I hope he got paid enough to do the show because that's the only reason I can justify him making a fool out of himself like he has - and I say that in the nicest way possible because I was/am a huge fan of Poison, Bret and all things 80's glam/hair bands.

 

[GoofyBaseballMom26]

Boy I'm glad there are other people who can't stop watching this trainwreck either. I am almost embarrassed that I watch it but I can't wait each week for the new episode.

We need to start a support group or something. Oh never mind I quess that's what this thread is!!!

BTW who else is a stripper besides Heather and Brandi (I didn't realize Brandi was until now)

 

[texasteacher35]

I am not sure about the other girls...strippers, that is...

Doesn't anyone else think Heather looks super-funk weird?? She looks like such a guy to me! Gross! She acts like a turd, well, they all do to a certain degree.

I prefer Jess, only because she is the least abrasive and least train-wreck-ish..."normal" if you will...and I am using that term VERY loosely!

Lacey is gross, she acts really desperate and she does not even look like Bret's type...super slutty tan blonde??? She doesn't fit in and she is SOO annoying! I want to chocke her most of the time! Heather has just been increasingly getting on my nerves!!!! AND, she seems more hisage thanthe other girls, so maybe that is a better fit...they can both be gross together!

 

[hucifer]

"It's time to see who is who they is, and who ain't who they ain't."

He sure isn't a Harvard boy.


I'm surprised Heather's and Lacey's fight didn't "turn him on."

 

[LindsayDunn228]

Who got eliminated last night?

 

[hucifer]

Lacey.

I thought he would keep her to the final two, just for the drama. I was wrong.

 

[LindsayDunn228]

Woooooooooooooo hooooooooooooo! I hated her.

 

[hucifer]

It all comes down to the punk girl, and the hooker with the heart of gold.

 

[Skatermom23]

I watched this for the first time last night! They showed the last 5-6 episodes and like a zombie I sat and watched this train wreck! I couldn't help myself! Can't wait till the final!

 

[boomhauer]

and the hooker with the heart of gold.

My guess is he'll choose "her" on the Season Finale, then at the end of the show, she'll admit she's a man.

 

[hucifer]

I watched this for the first time last night! They showed the last 5-6 episodes and like a zombie I sat and watched this train wreck! I couldn't help myself! Can't wait till the final!

You're a little late, but welcome to the train wreck.

 

[hucifer]

My guess is he'll choose "her" on the Season Finale, then at the end of the show, she'll admit she's a man.

 

[Todd&Copper]

See, Lacey wasn't a plant - she was a poseur! Living off of investments makes her more successful than girls who work (albeit at kind of crummy jobs, but oh well . . .). EVS, Lacey! And her dad was SOOOOOOOOOOO skeezy!

Heather really seems to have fallen for Bret, but he is probably going to pick Jes b/c she is younger and cuter. I still think Rodeo would have been a good match for him, but between the two left, his only real shot at a "relationship" is Heather. She is cool with him tapping road booty, but still coming home to him at the end. I don't think Jes really wants to date Bret, but I also don't get the impression she is a media hound. Does she have a band or something?
Regarding ROL2 - I read on another board that someone with inside info said the next rocker was down to either Tommy Lee (remember his previous stints with reality TV - Rockstar: Supernova and TL Goes to College?) and Mark McGrath. I watched this train wreck, and I am sure I will watch the next one, too.