Rock of Love with Bret Michaels

[miss missy]

I can see it now. Bret will 'connect' with the girls. After a day of lingerie football challenges, 7 Grey Gooses too many, a 'diabetes episode' and lots of naked pole-dancing, he'll pull one girl aside and say things like, "You're hot. And we've connected. On a party level. And a naked level. I'm just nervous about you. You know, I totally got my heart broken on the first show. And that kind of turns me on." All while his extensions flutter in the breeze.