Rock of Love with Bret Michaels

This past Saturday they held auditions for the next Rock of Love (part2) in my hometown in NY, but they didn't announce who the next rock star was. But they were looking for single girls 21+ who looked the part (tattos, hair, outfits, etc.).
 
I agree, Jess is too good for him. Heather seems like a perfect match; she's older and looks "rode hard and put away wet", just like Bert.
I think he keeps Lacey around b/c she is so incredibly psycho - she'll do anything to get her man, and that probably "turns him on." Then again, I think a warm breeze turns him on, so whatever.
This train wreck is not as entertaining as Flav, but it has grown on me, much like a fungus grows on old food in the back of the fridge.
 
I am not positive that Heather really got that tattoo. Did anyone else notice that they didn't really show the needle drawing blood or the artist wiping the blood away like they do on a real tattoo show? And also, for the rest of the show, I couldn't see the tattoo. I know that could be from editing, but I have a feeling that her "Bret" tattoo isn't real.:confused3
 
Well last night was interesting and I think it is going to be between Heather and Lacey. I think Jess might buckly under pressure and Bret isn't so sure about her motives now.

Next week should be fun!

Can't wait
 

I watched one show this weekend and all I can say is EEEEEwwwwwwwwwwww! Why is this tripe on tV?
 
It just made me crack up when Jes said "Great, I'm stuck here with 2 fruit loops and a hungry stripper":rotfl: :lmao:

I think Heather looks like a man, as well
 
It just made me crack up when Jes said "Great, I'm stuck here with 2 fruit loops and a hungry stripper":rotfl: :lmao: /QUOTE]

That line totally cracked me and DBF up. Especially the hungry stripper part when she started packing up all the food of the other girls to go for herself. That had me :rotfl2:!!!

Oh and we had to turn away when Brandi started vomiting behind her napkin, EWWWW! That was just gross. And to see Lacey that drank was just ick. I mean, come on, there was no reason for me to see her panties. UGH, DBF wanted to puke when he saw that. She's just too skanky.
 
This train wreck is not as entertaining as Flav, but it has grown on me, much like a fungus grows on old food in the back of the fridge.

You really can't get much more entertaining than The Flav. Nice analogy, BTW. :thumbsup2

I have predicted since the beginning that he will keep Lacey around just for the drama...like Flav kept New York around. It's goooooooood watchin'.

You know, it's nice to talk about this crap with folks like you. I have to secretly watch this show in private, otherwise DH will openly ridicule me...just hope the little guy will keep his mouth shut!
 
What I didn't understand is how they could all keep eating after two girls blew chunks at the table. You know the smell had to be lingering in the air. Ummmm YUCK!
 
You know, it's nice to talk about this crap with folks like you. I have to secretly watch this show in private, otherwise DH will openly ridicule me...just hope the little guy will keep his mouth shut!
I watch the show alone, too, when my DS is in school and DH is at work. I'm sure I have better things to do but this train wreck is so entertaining.
 
You really can't get much more entertaining than The Flav. Nice analogy, BTW. :thumbsup2

I have predicted since the beginning that he will keep Lacey around just for the drama...like Flav kept New York around. It's goooooooood watchin'.

You know, it's nice to talk about this crap with folks like you. I have to secretly watch this show in private, otherwise DH will openly ridicule me...just hope the little guy will keep his mouth shut!

My DW loves this show, I don't harras her about watching it, and I've tried to watch it with her, but its just too painful for me to watch. I don't know what it is, but just watching Bret as "who gets to hook up with me next" is just a little too much for me.

And what exactly is the prize? "Who gets to hook up with Bret for the next 2 months until he gets bored and starts to go back out to the Hollyweird club meat markets?"
 
And what exactly is the prize? "Who gets to hook up with Bret for the next 2 months until he gets bored and starts to go back out to the Hollyweird club meat markets?"

That's what I was wondering. Like a PP said, it seems like it's just an excuse to revive his deflated career. So in the end he hopefully gets a boosted career and some arm candy.
 
That's what I was wondering. Like a PP said, it seems like it's just an excuse to revive his deflated career. So in the end he hopefully gets a boosted career and some arm candy.

Yep and some easy action. Not that its probably not hard for him to hit the Rainbow or Whiskey Go Go on the Sunset Strip for some "who wants to hook up with a rock star" easy action, but he doesn't have to even leave the house with this scene so he's got it made.

So how many chicks has he hooked up with on the show so far? I saw he had like a 3-some or 4-some with 2 or 3 of the girls all at once, and there were a few others, you would think that would ruin it for some of the other girls but I guess they know what they're getting.:confused3
 
So how many chicks has he hooked up with on the show so far? I saw he had like a 3-some or 4-some with 2 or 3 of the girls all at once, and there were a few others, you would think that would ruin it for some of the other girls but I guess they know what they're getting.:confused3

I think it takes a certain kind of person to sign up for a dating show like this one...someone who understands that the "prize" will be testing out all of the merchandise before he picks something.

Yes, I realize I mixed up my metaphors.
 
I think he keeps Lacey around b/c she is so incredibly psycho - she'll do anything to get her man, and that probably "turns him on." Then again, I think a warm breeze turns him on, so whatever.

This had me :rotfl: We should start a drinking game, everytime Brett says "turns him on", take a drink.
 
I love watching train wrecks on tv!! :)


What kind of person are you to knowingly have nookie with someone who is obviously having it with other people AND doing it in front of a national audiance???? :rolleyes: :eek:

The one real person I liked and who I thought had a slight moral back bone is gone from the show. That was Samantha.
 
[Oh and we had to turn away when Brandi started vomiting behind her napkin, EWWWW! That was just gross.

My thoughts exactly! WHY are you still eating?!? For the love of God!! :eek:

The one real person I liked and who I thought had a slight moral back bone is gone from the show. That was Samantha.

I agree. She was the one girl smart enough to say, "I'm not interested in any guy who's interested in these skanks. Bye now" :thumbsup2
 












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