Here was Colbert's take on Send in the Clowns.
Where are the clowns?
I booked them for eight.
Hold on, that's them on the phone,
saying they're late.
Traffic was bad.
The tunnel's a mess.
All 12 of them came in one car,
they lost my address.
You just can't trust clowns.
That's why they're called clowns.