Riddles!!! Post riddles about Disney here and answer the riddles fo others

So here's a question...not a riddle...do you guys make up your own riddles? I don't know if I can do that....
 
HEY GUYS.... I guess everyone gave up on mine... Mine Was Yacht and beach club.... Modeled after Martha's Vineyard and Cape Cod. WHOI is the Woods Hole Ocenanagraphic Institute.... They are the guys that found the titantic and about a million other things....


And yes we have made most of these up
 
It is Jungle Cruise! The hints were this:

They say that it's one of these out there I guess (The old cliche "It's a jungle out there")
But for this attraction i couldn't care less
It's the same old thing ride after ride
But some depends on who is your guide (the tour guides that takes you through the river are different but with the same cheesy jokes)
You can go there should you need some insipiration (they have inspiration falls as they call them and a lot of the guides say it's named that because it "inspires" you to have to use the restroom)
And also should you need a place out of the sun...

Good guesses and I thought I would be horrible at this but I guess it's fun!
 

I'm not good at writing a riddle...I'm better at playing a fiddle
Well here it goes, as my thoughts rose.

I'm a modeled after a brunt down "palace"
My Dinner Buffet is fit for a Queen
I open at six am for special PS'
Your children can meet and have Dinner with a woodlen Creature
Guess Where you are.

If this is too hard or too easy....more likely too easy i'll gladly give hints.
 
Watch out for the wind in this ride
And the creatures spinning inside
Have fun bouncing though
It's all just a dream, so..
While a cute little bear sleeps
The water drips and creeps
 
Winnie the pooh. Winnie the pooh
silly o' nilly o stuffed with fluff
he's winnie the pooh
winnie the pooh
silly o' nilly o bear
 
Hold on tight, I may make you scream
This is a nightmare, certainly not a dream
Although I’m no longer a threat
My 12 or so passengers I try to get
I’m not too fast and I don’t go in circles
But I’ll scare you silly, all you boys and girls
So, join me in the Mesozoic
Try not to get sick!

:wizard:
 
I figured that was too easy but I'm at work today and didn't have enough time to make it hard...

But good job as it is! That was quick!!!!!!

:cheer2: :cheer2: :cheer2:
 
Hmmm...let me think.....
Here's an easy one for you!


Flying high in your little boat
Looking down at London while you float
Mermaids, Pirates and a croc
Watch out if you hear "tic toc"!


(oo...I'm quite proud of that one! Go me! :banana: )
 












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