Riddle me this!

[Lars624]

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

 

[yepod]

Why do they call a television a set, when I only have one of them?

 

[Boo'sMom]

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to
remain silent?

 

[Lars624]

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

 

[yepod]

Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

 

[Lars624]

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

 

[Boo'sMom]

Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?

 

[Boo'sMom]

Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instea of "assteroids"?

 

[Lars624]

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

I am ROTFLOL at the little mermaid

 

[Boo'sMom]

Originally posted by Lars624
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

Careful in NH....I think you can!!!!!

 

[oldkicker]

If a mime cusses, does his mom wash his hands with soap?

 

[yepod]

Why do you need a Driver's License to buy alcohol when you can't drink and drive?

 

[Lars624]

I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.

 

[Boo'sMom]

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"

 

[helenabear]

Just peaking in here while working hard. You all are seriously too funny!

Rob, congrats on the house purchase!!! I hope everything goes well with the closing too

Carol, I tried the flying quirrel thing too... didn't fly well with Bernie there

Why do they call it a pair of pants when there is only one?

 

[Boo'sMom]

How come wrong numbers are never busy?

 

[yepod]

Why does Hawaii have Interstate Highways?

 

[Lars624]

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

 

[Boo'sMom]

Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?

 

[yepod]

I represent that Laura