Riddle me this!

[Lars624]

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

 

[Boo'sMom]

Do jellyfish get gas from eating jellybeans?

 

[Snowwark]

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

 

[yepod]

Why isn't PHONETIC spelled the way it sounds?

 

[Lars624]

It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.

 

[yepod]

Why is an orange an orange and an apple not a red?

 

[Lars624]

He who laughs last, thinks the slowest.

 

[Boo'sMom]

bawaaahahahaha...


How many "OK can only post once every 50 seconds" messages have you got this morning...

 

[yepod]

If buttered toast always lands butter-side down, and a cat always lands
on its feet, what would happen if you tied a piece of buttered toast on
the back of a cat?

 

[Boo'sMom]

Originally posted by yepod
If buttered toast always lands butter-side down, and a cat always lands
on its feet, what would happen if you tied a piece of buttered toast on
the back of a cat?

It would HOVER.......


Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing
liquid made with real lemons?

 

[yepod]

If a cow laughs, does milk come out it's nose?

 

[yepod]

Why does your nose run and your feet smell?

 

[DixieDreamer]

OMG!! I am just cracking up reading these! LOL!

 

[yepod]

Why do hot dogs come in packs of ten but hot dog buns come in packs of 8?

 

[Lars624]

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

 

[yepod]

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

 

[Lars624]

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

 

[yepod]

How many people thought of the post-it note before it was invented but had nothing to jot it down on?

 

[Lars624]

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?


no Lysol jokes John!!!

 

[yepod]

If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?