Riddle me this!

[mickey65]

Is it too early for a clue?

 

[gina2000]

Well, they ain't for the guy telling the bad jokes, that's for sure! LOL LOL LOL

I'm so glad you're back!!!!

Snoops would love the Venus Flytrap joke. She's phobic about bugs and is trying to plan a trip to the Gulf Coast. Stay in a little cottage covered with foliage. I think I shall pm it to her.

 

[yepod]

Good to see you're back Kim darlin!

Bernie, you missed this one!
Why did the New Jerseyite sleep under an oil tank?
She wanted to wake up oily.

 

[Lars624]

Good Morning Everyone!!

OK....you crack me up...those jokes are down right silly

I can't wait to tell them to the kids!!!

Kim-I am so glad to see you up & feeling better this morning! We were thinking about you

Steph-I'm sorry that you're feeling a bit

grumpy this morning.........anything I can do to help??

I'm grabbing a cup of coffee & getting ready to go look at the riddle again............
hopefully a PM will soon be on it's way...

 

[gina2000]

Oh, and the director says......"Let's pack it up and go get a drink. I've had enough of this crap....."

 

[oldkicker]

Hey Mickey -

The Hippy-Dippy Weatherman might know...

 

[oldkicker]

Paras4ri - for your DH!

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[gina2000]

John.........OH, JOHN!!!!!! Jersey slurs are NOT permitted on the riddle. EVER!

And she sleeps ON TOP of the oiltank, thank you very much. It's the Joisey version of the PRINCESS and the PEA!!!!

 

[mickey65]

Should I know this hippy dippy weather man? Or am I too young

 

[oldkicker]

LOL John!

Hey Gina - heard that one before???

You really, really shouldn't humor me with this kind of stuff.....(hee hee)

A dentist found something wrong with one of his patients. The upper plate that had been put in earlier was corroding. "What have you been eating?" the dentists asked the man.

"All I can think of is that about three months ago my wife made some asparagus and put Hollandaise sauce on it. I loved it so much, I put it on everything now."

"That's the problem," the dentist said, frowning. "Hollandaise sauce contains lemon juice, which is highly corrosive. I'll make you a new plate, and this time use chrome."

"Why chrome?"

"It's simple. Everyone knows there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise."

 

[Snowwark]

I know who the weatherman is Mickey, but the clue isn't clearing up the clouds, or maybe it's the left over anesthetic......

 

[amid chaos]

Good morning riddle buds...especially you Kim...glad you are feeling up to the riddle this morning.

Thanks for the smiles this morning....

 

[oldkicker]

LOL!! Well, Mickey - I don't know that there's such a thing as TOO young! But really, any weatherman will do.

 

[oldkicker]

Ya' know - this answer would work if there were too many people in the play's production too.

 

[oldkicker]

 

[oldkicker]

And yet another clue----

You've got a broken leg that's been tended too and want to go swimming. What do you do with that sheet of plastic?

Oh man - I crack myself up sometimes...

 

[gina2000]

It's all Greek to me......

 

[oldkicker]

Kim - left over anesthetic???

Enough to share????

 

[oldkicker]

Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!

 

[Snowwark]

I don't know Bernie, it seems there's enough of us here that are already a little dopey.....

...nice pics though!