Riddle me this!

[oldkicker]

My voice is tender,

my waist is slender

and I'm often invited to play.

Yet wherever I go

I must take a bow

or else I have nothing to say.

 

[oldkicker]

Friday's:

What ship has no captain but two mates?

COURTSHIP

Julie! You've got some alternate pants coming!

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We had a new record for pants on Friday's riddle! #1 snagged a total of 9 pair!!! Len wasn't far behind!

There were A LOT of alternate answers!!!

Congrats, #1!

HAPPY MONDAY ALL!

 

[oldkicker]

The Island House of Wanchese in North Carolina is quite near Nags Head beaches and is run by an ex-boiler inspector and vice-president of a mortgage company. So you know the heater is good and the place is well-financed...

 

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Good morning Bernie and fellow riddlers.

 

[mickey65]

Morning all

Next time I tell you all that I have a date.......tell me NOT to go!

Some guys can be soooooo fresh. Do they think that just because they buy you dinner and a movie they can put the moves on ya geez!

The movie was good though

 

[oldkicker]

Congrats to the Anaheim Angels - winners of this year's World Series! This was a pretty entertaining series, I thought. I missed much of last night's game though. I've got one heckuva cold that's making itself right at home in my head.....

 

[Snowwark]

Good morning Oldkicker and riddle friends!

WOW! 9 pairs of pants!! Congrats to #1 Disney Fan and to Len!!

 

[oldkicker]

Kim!

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[oldkicker]

Kitty!
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[Kitty 34]

Good morning everyone! I'm loving this time change!

 

[oldkicker]

Hiya Mickey - he must have been part Italian, with those roamin' hands, eh?

What movie did you see?

We went to see My Big Fat Greek Wedding this weekend - what an absolute HOOT! We laughed from beginning to end.

 

[oldkicker]

I heard from Yepod this weekend!

Check out Jody, Emily and John!

WELCOME BACK, John!

 

[Snowwark]

Sorry to hear that you are feeling sick in the head Oldkicker! Feel better soon, okay?

MBFGW was a riot, we loved it!

 

[oldkicker]

Kitty - I went to bed very, very early last night! It's gonna take a few days to get used to this!

Mickey!

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[mickey65]

I saw Sweet Home Alabama Ok...it was pretty good

And I think the guy was part octopus or something like that

 

[oldkicker]

Lars!

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[oldkicker]

Gina!
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[Lars624]

Hello All!
I sent my PM.
Sorry that your feeling poorly OK. I've had the head cold since last Tuesday & it's still hanging on. I wish you a speedier recovery
Hope everyone had a good weekend......I loved Big Fat Greek Wedding, I saw it a few monts ago with my girlfriends & I'm trying to find time to take my DH.
mickey65 - I'm sorry that your date was so pushy

 

[gina2000]

Hey, hey, hey! Watch those Italian hand jokes!

Because if he were Italian........Mickey would have LOVED it!!!! LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL


Sorry to hear of your head cold, Bernie. Doesn't it make you feel like you have a fat head? Always does for me.....not that it's much of a stretch from my norm, now, is it????


Time change has me all screwy also. I go to bed at 8, up at midnight, up til 2.....doze for a bit.....lol....getting old....I admit it....

Happy Monday to everyone!


And Congratulations to the Angels! I woke up in time to see the last 2 outs! Is that lucky or what????

 

[oldkicker]

Remember this old Goergia Satellites tune?

I got a little change in my pocket going jingle lingle ling
want to call you on the telephone baby I give you a ring
but each time we talk I get the same old thing
always no huggin no kissin until I get a wedding ring
my honey my baby don't put my love upon no shelf
she said don't give no lines and keep your hands to yourself

Cruel baby baby baby why you want to treat me this way
you know I'm still your lover boy I still feel the same way
that's when she told me a story 'bout free milk and a cow
and she said no huggin no kissin until I get a wedding vow
my honey my baby don't put my love upon no shelf
she said don't hand me no lines and keep your hands to yourself

you see I wanted her real bad and I was about to give in
that's when she started talkin' true love started talkin' about sin
I said honey I'll live with you for the rest of my life
she said no huggin no kissin until you make me your wife
my honey my baby don't put my love on no shelf
she don't hand me no lines and keep your hands to yourself.