Conversation between DH and Gina.
DH: Gina, what do you do during the day?
Gina: Oh, you know....housewifey things like cleaning....
DH: Oh. Funny how the house always looks the same.
Gina: Nah, it's your imagination.
DH: Like those socks on the floor next to the bed. They've been there for at least a week.
Gina: I know. (Pause) They're yours.
DH: Oh.
Gina: Anything else you'd like to know???
DH: I think I'll quit while I'm ahead.
Gina: Smart man.