Riddle me this! (NOT TODAY'S!!)

OMG!!! She slowly turned to the man standing next to her who she had thought was OK........was he an imposter!! How could he be in 2 places at once????
She realized at the last minute that he was holding a Pepsi twist...he reached up to unzip his face and said "I'm not Bernie...I'm...."
 
"and this isn't a Pepsi Twist...unziiiiip ....it's a ..........."
 

That's Mr Yepod to you Megan...........


Ask L6, she knows the joke!
 
Are this isn't a thong (zzzziiiiiiippppppppppp) it's a...............
 
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And then Gina turned to the imposter kicker and said..."Hey baby.....is that Corona cold????"....and the imposter said.....
 
To the horror and embarrasment of the riddlers, the imposter turned out to be the manager of the Days Inn! He promptly...
 
.....picked up a few riddlers and threw them into the pool.....coronas and all....and then.....
 
He hauled out a karaoke machine and started signing "96 Tears" by ? and the Mysterians and he did the frug while....
 
while the manager asked, "How do I get to be a member of the wonderful group of well mannered and good looking people?" The response, of course, was.....
 
chugging the Corona Stephanie tossed to him as a bribe so he would'nt call the Thong Police again, because we all knew that there were some serious 'thong code' violations happening around that pool:eek: and we hadn't raised nearly enough bail money yet by..............
 
.....holding a Lime green fashion show on the terrace of the Days Inn overlooking Sandusky Mall....with millions of people gathered to watch.....
 


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