Riddle me this! (NOT TODAY'S!!)

Lars624 · Feb 28, 2003

Originally posted by thelk4
I'm a Riddler...GET ME OUT OF HERE!

Falling out of my chair LOL at that one!!

The group decides that they need another 'get bail $ quick scheme' so they decide that they need to.....

Breezy_Carol · Feb 28, 2003

get WillyJ to release a CD of Riddle inspired songs. The first song was of course the famous.....

Lars624 · Feb 28, 2003

"Ain't Too Proud To Beg" for a hint

originally done by the Temptations but covered quite nicely by WillyJ and his back-up singers The________..............

The LK 4 · Feb 28, 2003

...Dancin' Dwarfs. Other featured hits include...

love the magic · Feb 28, 2003

(sung to the tune of Sam Cooke's What a Wonderful World/Don't Know Much)

Hope the Beach Thong Police Don't Find Me

Don't know much about math, no way,
but I read my riddles every day.
Sending PM's Ol' Kicker's way,
knowing lime green thongs are here to stay!

Even if I don't get the pants,
got a lime thong that's here to last,
Hope the beach thong police don't find me!

The LK 4 · Feb 28, 2003

LOL LTM!

Lars624 · Feb 28, 2003

Hope the Beach Thong Police Don't Find Me

LOL!! too funny LTM!

The LK 4 · Feb 28, 2003

Splish Splash, I was takin a bath
Long about a Saturday night
A rub-a-dub, just relaxin in the Days Inn tub
Thinkin everything was alright
Well, I stepped out the tub, put my feet on the floor,
I wrapped the towel around me and I
Opened the door, and then I
Splish, Splash! I jumped back in the bath.
Well how was I to know there was RiddleCon going on?

They was a-splishin and a-splashin,
Reelin with the feelin, movin and a-groovin,
Riddlin and a-rollin, yeah!

Bing bang, I saw the whole gang
Dancin on my living room rug, yeah!
Flip flop, they was doin the bop
All the Riddlers had the dancin bug
There was lollipop with-a Peggy Sue
Good Golly, Miss Molly was-a even there, too!
A-well-a, Splish Splash, I forgot about the bath
I went and put my lime green thong on, yay...

I was a riddlin and a strollin, reelin with the feelin, moving and a groovin, splishin and a splashin, yeah!

oldkicker · Feb 28, 2003

ROTFLOL!!!

You guys are a HOOT!

love the magic · Feb 28, 2003

LK - NOW we're cookin'!!! :bounce:

The visual I got with that one make me think this would easily convert to our first MUSIC VIDEO!!!!!

The LK 4 · Feb 28, 2003

Look out MTV - here comes RTV!

WillyJ · Feb 28, 2003

LK. . . ROTLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Breezy_Carol · Feb 28, 2003

I absolutely REFUSE to go on RTV in a thong. That is where I draw the line.

Lars624 · Feb 28, 2003

Originally posted by Breezy_Carol
I absolutely REFUSE to go on RTV in a thong. That is where I draw the line.

Well, then we'll need to design some other lime green spandex outfit to wear with go-go boots!

oldkicker · Feb 28, 2003

I bet you'd like just darling in this, Sis...

WillyJ · Feb 28, 2003

And now. . . here's a little song from the RiddleCon parents to their beloved children. It's called:

Ain't Too Proud To Show Leg

I know this is gonna shock you;
But I have to let you know
You can beg, and plead for sympathy
But I'm wearing my lime green thong
'Cause it means that much to me

Ain't too proud to show leg, sweet children
Gonna embarrass you, don't you know
Ain't too proud to show leg, baby, baby
You'll wanna leave, but you can't go. .

Well remember when you used my toothbrush
To clean out the toilet bowl?
And when you told the teacher I gave you cake for breakfast'
Well it's payback kiddies; time to pay the toll. .

Ain't too proud to show leg, sweet children
Gonna embarrass you, don't you know
Ain't too proud to show leg, baby, baby
You'll wanna leave, but you can't go. .

I'm gonna party by the Days Inn pool
Wear a thong, sing loud and off key
You'll hang your head, and wish you was dead
But from me you'll get no sympathy

Ain't too proud to show leg, sweet children
Gonna embarrass you, don't you know
Ain't too proud to show leg, baby, baby
You'll wanna leave, but you can't go. .

Well the shame will be deep, in the pit of your heart
Ev'ry minute it'll grow more and more
A Carona, then three, then I'll dance like a teen
Maybe next time you'll make sure I'm dressed
Before letting our minister through the front door. .

Ain't too proud to show leg, sweet children
Gonna embarrass you, don't you know
Ain't too proud to show leg, baby, baby
You'll wanna leave, but you can't go. .

oldkicker · Feb 28, 2003

or we could go as a pair!

oldkicker · Feb 28, 2003

ROTFLOL, Willy! :teeth:

Why do I have the feeling all the kids will be standing in a corner, exercising their eye-rolling muscles??? LOL!

Lars624 · Feb 28, 2003

ROTFLOL!!!
Willy you have me in tears!!!

Bernie-I think those are excellent uniform choices!

yepod · Feb 28, 2003

I'll wear the pink wig Laura, if you'll wear the big hat! :eek:

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