Riddle me long time

AmberDaClown

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While browsing around on eBay, you see a model car in a glass display case on sale for $200. The car is valued at $190 more than the case. How much is the case worth?

There are six marbles in a basket. Six children each take one marble. But there is still one marble left in the basket. How can that be?

Acting on an anonymous tip, the police close in on a house to arrest a suspected embezzler. They don't know what he looks like; all they know is that his name is Charles. The police rush in and find an attorney, a surgeon, a dentist and an accountant playing poker. Without hesitation, they arrest the accountant. How can they be so sure?
 
I got the answer to the ebay one. Should I post it?
 
I say the case is worth $5.00.:goodvibes

As for the embezzler...does he have his name on his shirt?
 

It is getting very late and a man is running home. He suddenly sees a man in a mask. He immediatly turns around and runs back to where he cam from. Where does he run.
 
I am the world's wonder, for I make women happy.
I am tall & straight, stand in a bed,
Have a roughish root. Rarely (though it happens)
A young maid more daring than the rest
--and lovelier--lays hold of me,
Rushes my red top, wrenches my head,
And lays me in her larder. She learns soon enough,
The curly-headed creature who clamps me so,
Of my meeting with her: she is left in tears!

What am I?
 
I am the world's wonder, for I make women happy.
I am tall & straight, stand in a bed,
Have a roughish root. Rarely (though it happens)
A young maid more daring than the rest
--and lovelier--lays hold of me,
Rushes my red top, wrenches my head,
And lays me in her larder. She learns soon enough,
The curly-headed creature who clamps me so,
Of my meeting with her: she is left in tears!

What am I?

A rose???
 
A woman from New York married ten different men from that city, yet she did not break any laws. None of these men died and she was never divorced. How was this possible?
 


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