return of the Happy Little Thread

[AuburnJen92]

She could have put the picture somewhere else, and it would have had a whole different meaning.... LOL

 

[BigDaddyRog]

 

[Brer Bear]

Pardon me, but your Rog is showing....

 

[ntsammy5]

You do need to hunt these pics down fter work Al, they're worth the effort.

OMG

 

[PolynesianPixie]

This weekend, we had tons of family stay over at our house. LOTS of nephews. However, 3 of our nephews couldn't make it. When I talked to DD9 about one particular nephew staying over, she replied,
"I hope Nick doesn't come. I had to sleep in the same room as him one night and he farted the whole night! And Mommy, his farts don't smell nice like ours do!"

Out of the mouths of babes!

 

[BRDof3]

This weekend, we had tons of family stay over at our house. LOTS of nephews. However, 3 of our nephews couldn't make it. When I talked to DD9 about one particular nephew staying over, she replied,
"I hope Nick doesn't come. I had to sleep in the same room as him one night and he farted the whole night! And Mommy, his farts don't smell nice like ours do!"

Out of the mouths of babes!

Ahh, too bad everyone can't be as good as us!

(What would my HS English teacher say about THAT sentence??)

 

[ntsammy5]

(What would my HS English teacher say about THAT sentence??)

It smells?

 

[PolynesianPixie]

In her defense....

I walked into that room in which she spoke of


I had to turn around and walk back out!


I'm not going to say ours smell good But God Almighty, I hope they smell better! I'm telling you....my DD will be scared for life from that experience!

 

[auntie]

I'm tellin' ya...it's boy farts...they are LETHAL....! You did hear as president I will form a committee to investigate and find a cure for this awful incurable ailment that effects 50 percent of our population..and makes the other 50 percent want to GAG! Not to mention these gaseous odors are likely responsible for this so called global warming and destruction of the earth's ozone layer as we know it.
I have spent more time trapped in cars with teenage boys who think that farting is the most hilarious thing. It's the number one reason to give male children their drivers licenses at age 5...so we mom's don't have to spend the next 10 years car pooling them and their friends around town while wearing a "gas" mask.

 

[clkelley]

I hear ya Auntie!!

Although there is something worse.

Try taking two teenagers to a school dance that don't drive yet!!

The combination of her perfume and his cologne will kill ya!!!!!!!

 

[auntie]

Now you know the old folks on the board.

Hey...ya know...at one time that statement would have bothered me. Now...I'm too old to care!

 

[ntsammy5]

I just got out of the elevator and there was a really cute blond in it - when the elevator stopped she farted. Everyone laughed and she got really red in the face. I love stuff like that!

 

[RvUsa]

What are you guys, 12? All these fart stories.....

 

[auntie]

I hear ya Auntie!!

Although there is something worse.

Try taking two teenagers to a school dance that don't drive yet!!

The combination of her perfume and his cologne will kill ya!!!!!!!

Oh yeah...try taking FIVE smelly teenage boys home from school(we had a coversion van at the time)...after they've had gym..and they STINK B.O. to high heaven. All of them trying to cover it up with massive amounts of the latest teen cologne. I had to keep the window down..and the A/C blasting in my face. I mean I was the driver, I couldn't risk passing out at the wheel. Could be the middle of winter in a snow storm...nothing could cover up the odor of hormonal teenage boy B.O.

Now that I think of it...I should have the committee look into capturing and bottling this odor to use on our enemies during times of war.

 

[auntie]

What are you guys, 12? All these fart stories.....

You just wait..you've got a 6 year old. You don't know the meaning of STINK yet. You will...you will.

 

[ntsammy5]

What are you guys, 12? All these fart stories.....

Come on John. You know you love it!

 

[Just Beachy]

I'm thankful that the phone system here at work just went down! More time for the Dis! I mean.... more time for WORK!!

 

[Born 2 Fish]

And Mommy, his farts don't smell nice like ours do!"
!

I'm pretty sure your talk'n about my son's dog. That sucker is one nasty hound !

 

[BRDof3]

You just wait..you've got a 6 year old. You don't know the meaning of STINK yet. You will...you will.

My DS is only 6, but already working on his advanced certification in gaseous emissions. Don't know where he got it, must have been on the other side of the family. Never from me!

 

[ntsammy5]

Not farting but,my wife gets really POed at the son because in about 20% of the pictures he's in somehow one of his fingers gets accidentally extended