Really Strange Stories from My Archives

[crazydingoman]

I was looking in my old story files (I keep all my stories in a drawer) Here are some stories I wrote when I was younger:

During my Pooh phase (age 5-10)

A story where Tigger and Kanga have a son. And then all of Kanga's cousins come to visit the hundred acre wood. And then all the animals are killed off by dingos except for Pouncer, Tigger and Kanga's son. And the dingos take over the HAW. Christopher Robin discovers he loves dingoes.

During my Ariel phase:

Ariel married Scuttle and have a romantic cruise on a ship. They have kids that are half human half bird and half fish.

Sebastian enjoys eating pickels so much that he turns into a pickle.

During my Mary Poppins phase:

Bert is an abused and neglected child whose only friend is Mary Poppins. He ends up becoming a genocidal murderer and burns to death in a fire at the end.
The story of Mary Poppins umbrella - it was built by dingoes. The dingoes fly it into an industrial pipe tube big thingy that sticks up and smoke comes out of it and griddle like hashbrowns.

aren't I a good writer?

 

[DisneyAddict_M]

That Mary Poppins story has me scared.

I used to write a lot when I was younger. I wrote stories and poetry. Unfortunately, I don't have them anymore. I think it's neat that you do.

 

[Lil_Tink]

I wrote a story about stitch a few years ago, it was pretty funny..

I also wrote a story about all my friends and I renting a rainbow limoseen then we went to a magic land and one turned evil and danced with alligators...

 

[crazydingoman]

I wrote a really long story about MP and Bert getting married and having kids.
I'm absolutly NOT going to even try to publish that one tho. After I read it I thought it was kind of funny...but really really really really really boring if u don't like MP. And many people were insulted that I would write such a thing!
Well, if you can stand to read it...here it is. I know, I'm acting like a troll.

www.geocities.com/crazydingoman/mpfanfic1.html
At the end of that one - Bert dies in WWI. But I haven't finished it yet everything seems all perfect now.

I also wrote one where she turns into a bannana and she is eaten at the end.

And my other one about Bert I'm trying to get published. So I won't give any clues on that one - except that its about the book version of Bert and not the movie version. Of course, it will take a few years tho to write.

And I'm also writing an epic about dingoes. I've been writing that one for 7 years. Thats why I got dingoes because after studying them, I fell in love with them. Such a beautiful animal.