Real Friendship (warning no drinking and reading!)

[BernardandMissBianca]

For everyone who is helping me out of my funk, I love ya'll

Real Friendship
Are you tired of all those sissy "friendship" poems that sound good but are not even close to reality? Well, here are some promises that really speaks to true friendship:
When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry jerk who made you sad.
When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
When you smile - I will know you finally got you some.
When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
When you are confused - I will use little words.
When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsiness.
This is my oath...I pledge it till the end.
"Why?" you may ask ..because you are my "friend".
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Remember: A friend will help you move ... a really good friend will help you move a body.
Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.

 

[AlexWyattMommy]

When you are sick stay away, that is so funny.

Good thing I finished my tea before reading.

 

[BernardandMissBianca]

Good thing I finished my tea before reading.

told ya!

 

[mickey8888]

I have a few people I need to share this with. How funny.

 

[RLccweems]

I love this line the most!!! My question is when do we start?

When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry jerk who made you sad.


lettie

 

[SusieStone]

love it.

i need it

it's been a really tough day

 

[ddavis860]

I sent this to my friend...we always get in trouble when we are together

A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Man, that was fun!"

Yup, she is my true friend...

 

[patchchild]

Fits with one of my favorite sayings.

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

 

[BernardandMissBianca]

I like this one too

A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself.

 

[Lisa]

Where have I read this before?

This is my favorite - When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry jerk who made you sad.

Buffy, shall we try it out. I just stopped in Sturbridge - cooler is full of a variety of beer.

 

[BernardandMissBianca]

Where have I read this before?

This is my favorite - When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry jerk who made you sad.

Buffy, shall we try it out. I just stopped in Sturbridge - cooler is full of a variety of beer.

LOL I wonder????

 

[BernardandMissBianca]

Remember: A friend will help you move ... a really good friend will help you move a body.
Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.

Goodbye Earl.......

 

[StitchIsOurHero]

That's awesome! I love it!!

 

[PrincessNancy96]

Buffy,
Remember: A friend will help you move ... a really good friend will help you move a body.
Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.

Love it..
I also like the one from Debbie...A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Man, that was fun!"

Okay, as soon as I'm back from the post office I'm calling ya! Be ready!!!

 

[KAMommy]

So funny...and so so true. A friend isn't someone who has to be careful what they say around you...you can just tell the truth!

We have to have someone we can depend on to tell us that YES those pants make our butts look big!

 

[New England Eeyore]

Too funny! And too true!

 

[BernardandMissBianca]

We have to have someone we can depend on to tell us that YES those pants make our butts look big!

actually believe it or not DH will tell me this!

 

[AlexWyattMommy]

actually believe it or not DH will tell me this!

 

[Beth E. (NJ)]

These are great -- I'm going to email them to some friends.

 

[maria34a]