Reading, seeing and hearing Part 3

[horsegirl]

Someone has to stay in the gutter to clean out all the filth that gets trapped in there!

Well I know! That's why you married him, huh!?

 

[drebert]

Last edited by horsegirl : Today at 05:14 PM. Reason: awwww, and that boy brat is too, but shhhhh, don't tell him i said so!

Which boy brat??? I have three doncha know!

 

[GADISNEYGIRL]

Ahhhh, young love. CARP!!! PUFFER!!! Whatever the word du jour happens to be.

You see, tonight starts a new Bible study, led by Mark. I have already had this particular class, and am not attending. However, Keith and Michele have NOT had the class. They WILL be attending. Which means that Colleen is in the church nursery. WITHOUT WESLEY. Wesley has just discovered this. Because I made a stupid error. And told him. CARP. So. Now he is devastated. B-b-b-buttt...when will I SEEEEEEEE her again??

Right, that IS a concern, because you JUST saw her YESTERDAY!!

Crikey. I cannot believe I made such a serious error in judgement.

 

[pongoperdigirl]

Rhonda, I think that it is fantastic that your little magnet scored himself a ball.

Way to go.

I used to go to Braves games all the time.
My mom's company that she worked for at the time had season tickets.
Third row, behind home plate.
Only people who sat closer, were scouts from other teams.

The seats where they delivered food to you.
Good times.

Ahhhh.....those games were great.

Thanks for reminding me of good times at the Ted.

 

[em'smom]

GaCat

thanks for the invite to Georgia. I have been there once. It is beautiful (what I saw of it) Atlanta, Lilburn, and Stone Mountain, and some crazy big vegetable store, was that the farmers market that Rhonda was talking about earlier? Holy guacamole, it might be, I was in Dekalb county, wasn't I?

I think I might need to make a trip down there in the future to have a mini meet with you GA folks.


YAK

Sorry sis, those were definitely NOT my baby brother. But I DO like what I saw!!!

Everybody else, Hi, How are ya? How's the fam?


Can I tell you that I HATE it when someone who doesn't know me calls me "sweetheart", when I say HATE I don't mean dislike or not care for,

I M E A N I H A T E I T!!!

This jack--- customer at work today was unhappy, so he thinks that to get my attention, he should say, "Hey Sweetheart, this is Freakin (NOF)(different word/similiar meening) wrong" with a big ole pile of attitude.

I could feel my blood boiling and I turned on him. I said, 'the only one who ever calls me sweetheart is my Mother! And you ain't her. So, if you don't know my name, you can call me Miss, or Ma'am. Ya got it?!'

Actually, it was more like this, cause I still have a bit of a Brooklyn accent, and when I am peed off, well, it comes out more
"The only one who EVA calls me Sweethart is my Mutha! And you Aint Huh! So if you Don't know MY name, You can call me Miss or Ma'am. Ya Got It?!

I think he got it, cause, the next thing he said to me was "yes, Ma'am."

 

[drebert]

GaCat

thanks for the invite to Georgia. I have been there once. It is beautiful (what I saw of it) Atlanta, Lilburn, and Stone Mountain, and some crazy big vegetable store, was that the farmers market that Rhonda was talking about earlier? Holy guacamole, it might be, I was in Dekalb county, wasn't I?

I think I might need to make a trip down there in the future to have a mini meet with you GA folks.


YAK

Sorry sis, those were definitely NOT my baby brother. But I DO like what I saw!!!

Everybody else, Hi, How are ya? How's the fam?


Can I tell you that I HATE it when someone who doesn't know me calls me "sweetheart", when I say HATE I don't mean dislike or not care for,

I M E A N I H A T E I T!!!

This jack--- customer at work today was unhappy, so he thinks that to get my attention, he should say, "Hey Sweetheart, this is Freakin (NOF)(different word/similiar meening) wrong" with a big ole pile of attitude.

I could feel my blood boiling and I turned on him. I said, 'the only one who ever calls me sweetheart is my Mother! And you ain't her. So, if you don't know my name, you can call me Miss, or Ma'am. Ya got it?!'

Actually, it was more like this, cause I still have a bit of a Brooklyn accent, and when I am peed off, well, it comes out more
"The only one who EVA calls me Sweethart is my Mutha! And you Aint Huh! So if you Don't know MY name, You can call me Miss or Ma'am. Ya Got It?!

I think he got it, cause, the next thing he said to me was "yes, Ma'am."

Oh Sweetheart!

I'm sorry you had such a rough day!
But, you go girl! Put the jakeasp in his place!!!!

 

[em'smom]

Oh Sweetheart!

I'm sorry you had such a rough day!
But, you go girl! Put the jakeasp in his place!!!!

You do realize you are pushing it, right?

But you are lucky, cause I like ya, and I won't hurt ya.


Erin

 

[pongoperdigirl]

I just ate two donuts.

One maple frosted.
In honour of our canadian friends
and a glazed one.

Plus I got a coffee coolatta.

I also have some steak & worcestershire flavored chips
and some ketchup ones too

I think I will eat those next

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

You do realize you are pushing it, right?

But you are lucky, cause I like ya, and I won't hurt ya.


Erin

Would those be BRIE sandwiches. By chance?

 

[horsegirl]

Oh Sweetheart!

I'm sorry you had such a rough day!
But, you go girl! Put the jakeasp in his place!!!!

I'm sorry, I already did that. heh heh heh

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

Borg. Baby.

 

[Shelby5514]

em'smomwhoshallnotbereferredtoassweetheart~ I hear ya...there's a girl at work that calls EVERYONE "hon" as in "honey"...and another that calls everyone "missy-toes"...I TRY my best to ignore BOTH of them.


Kitty~ how is the pup doing? I know you had a vet appt. today, just thinking about ya. I had a little kitty mess today...seems she forgot where the litter box was, I'm airing out the bedroom right now. It's partially my fault since I'm trying to stretch her hypothyroidism meds until her appointment on Wed. No sense in making 2 trips in the opposite direction of eveywhere I go.


Rhonda~ Have you ever thought about giving Wes a blank lottery form and having him fill in 6 random circles? Just something to think about...


What's this? Mel has a cheese thread? Oh Bother! That should be interesting!


I think I'm getting sick...throat feels like I have a golf ball in it and my neck hurts on that side. Did someone sneeze on my mouse?

 

[GADISNEYGIRL]

Shell-bee!! There is NO getting sick the week we go to Disney World. Everyone spray your keyboards, monitors, and mouse(s)~(mice??)~with Lysol, NOW!!!

 

[horsegirl]

What's this? Mel has a cheese thread? Oh Bother! That should be interesting!

SHe copied me Shelby, after I started the vasectomy thread for lou. Yeah, Hauntie, brie and vasectomys go together like ghosts and horses....wait, perhaps I'll write a story and call it sleepyhollow...scratch that analogy.

 

[GADISNEYGIRL]

I *almost* called Shell-Bee "hon"... but I thought better of it!!

 

[tink38]

I just ate two donuts.

One maple frosted.
In honour of our canadian friends
and a glazed one.

Plus I got a coffee coolatta.

I also have some steak & worcestershire flavored chips
and some ketchup ones too

I think I will eat those next

Please do not email ME about the "condition" you are going to have tomorrow after you eat that crap. PLEASE.

 

[pongoperdigirl]

Please do not email ME about the "condition" you are going to have tomorrow after you eat that crap. PLEASE.

Listen.
You tell me aboot your conditions.
I dont think that I will have any conditions.
NO worries.

BUT....in all fairness.
I owe you some emails. About stuff like that. TFI.

 

[tink38]

So. My son is playing the trumpet this year. He was practicing this evening. It was a treat to my ears.

I think Sher may have misinterpreted it to be Zzub's dog. TFI.

Then he pulled out this black hosey looking thing. And shoved it in. Just where he had put his lips. And proceeded to reem it in there.

I asked him what he was doing. He said he was "cleaning" it.

I almost pulled a Frick/Zzub right there. On the spot.

Really. I had to go outside.

 

[drebert]

You do realize you are pushing it, right?

But you are lucky, cause I like ya, and I won't hurt ya.


Erin

What?! Whatever do you mean?
I was just feelin' your pain sweetie er I mean darlin' er I mean Em.

 

[tink38]

Listen.
You tell me aboot your conditions.
I dont think that I will have any conditions.
NO worries.

BUT....in all fairness.
I owe you some emails. About stuff like that. TFI.

Oh, yeah?


One word.


EYEDROPS!!!!!