Reading, seeing and hearing Part 2

[drebert]

Just ask her what her favorite ride at Epcot is.

Maelstrom Baby! And it's a FASTPASS!!!!

 

[FSUMARCHIEF]

Holy Crap! Two Methodist Preachers and their wives on one thread. Oh my! This ought to be fun!!!!!

Blessings!
MarkyMark

 

[latoberg]

Holy Crap! Two Methodist Preachers and their wives on one thread. Oh my! This ought to be fun!!!!!

Blessings!
MarkyMark

Now there's some assimilating possibilities.

 

[drebert]

Holy Crap! Two Methodist Preachers and their wives on one thread. Oh my! This ought to be fun!!!!!

Blessings!
MarkyMark

Didn't you know? We're trying to take over the world!

 

[jamal]

Welcome, Drebert and...sticking with...Lacto!!!

 

[Loubon]

Holy Crap! Two Methodist Preachers and their wives on one thread.......

Sounds like a joke....

Two priests were going to Hawaii on vacation and decided that they would make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy.
As soon as the plane landed, they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts and shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc.

The next morning, they went to the beach, dressed in their "tourist" garb and were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a "drop-dead gorgeous" blonde in a tiny bikini came walking straight towards them. They couldn't help but stare and when she passed them, smiled and said, "Good morning Father", "Good morning Father", nodding and addressing each of them individually, then passed on by.

They were both stunned. How in the world did she recognize them as priests?

The next day they went back to the store, bought even more outrageous outfits - these were so loud, you could hear them before you even saw them - and again settled on the beach in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine, etc. After a while, the same gorgeous blonde, wearing a string bikini this time, came walking toward them again. (They were glad they had sunglasses, because their eyes were about to pop out of their heads.) Again, she approached them and greeted them individually: "Good morning Father", "Good morning Father", and started to walk away.

One of the priests couldn't stand it and said, "Just a minute young lady. Yes, we are priests, and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world did YOU know?"

"Oh Father, don't you recognize me? Take a good look, now close your eyes, add a hat and gown. I'm sister Angela!"

 

[sheridac]

Sher... Are you left handed???? NO. Because I am. And if you are. Then you are my long lost twin.

Who's GOT Susan's Digits? Sher??? I'm sure you do. We'll call you Susan. Loads and Loads of Pictures. Of screaming Woman, jumping up and down. That includes hooPie. Cause he's such a girl !!!

Little black dress and heels for CG. Check. We NEED to dress up for that night. We gots to look all purdy.


Okay, I'm out for the night. Sher, I think you tucked hooPie in bed. He's out like a light !!!! You've got the magic touch. Just sayin'

Poohbear~
Yes, I am a leftie!!! And I knew we were twins!!! All the Insanity Sisters are!!!
Yes, I do have her number. I have everyone's numbers!!!!
Yes, heels (high ones for me). But I need a new little black number.
Yes, I do got the magic touch!!!

 

[drebert]

Welcome, Drebert and...sticking with...Lacto!!!

Sticking with....Sticking To....Sticking On....

Wax on...Wax off....

 

[HaleyB]

We are a smooth bunch

 

[Backstage_Gal]

Pedicure yesterday, upholding the sandal pledge!!!!!!!!!! (Referring to the smooth part, Haley)

 

[firstmickey]

Good Morning Fastpassers!



The riddle home is now on the new Games board!....You can find today's riddle here



Im off to work...have a great day everyone!

 

[sleepydog25]

Good Morning Fastpassers!



The riddle home is now on the new Games board!....You can find today's riddle here



Im off to work...have a great day everyone!

I have a better riddle: why in blazes do companies place their wares in such hard to open packages?!? Ever tried to open one of those little cereal boxes anymore? You know, the ones that come eight to a package with a variety of sugar-daze inducing grain byproducts? Used to, a child could use his fingernail to open the flat side and pour the milk in to make a bowl of the box itself. Now? Takes an adult using a surgical tool to slice open that puppy. What? Do they think someone is going to steal a handful of Froot Loops in the store?? And another thing, do they not make easy to open milk cartons anymore? Either you get the type with the old peel-back method that has been sealed with glue so strong that they should use it to stick the tiles on the space shuttle and the resulting opening process involves shredding the top or slicing the freakin' top off OR you get the kind with the little circular pull tab that takes the strength of at least 3 Maelstromers and when it finally does pop off, half the milk flies out with it. Don't even get me started with the hard plastic shrink wrap that requires an acetylene torch to cut open THEN the item within is further twist-tied to cardboard backing as to approximate someone (for grins, let's just say scoob) wrapped in a straitjacket. I have long told wifey, if I EVER meet someone who was responsible for the poor packaging epidemic in a dark alley, I'm putting Star Trek Kirk whooping on his or her can-can. . .

 

[sheridac]

Morning Shout Out ~

Tinkles, La{{{slurp}}} horseybabyborgtwinsister, melly, jenjenjen, poohbear, gramgram, amy, haley, yak, kimmie, ash, jamal, frick, rhonda, NM, Sidmyborglil'sis!!!!!, SNAP, Marita, Shelby, Donna, MP, Wendy!!, Gerri, MJ, ST, heydre-welcome!!
boys-mark, hichappie, jwsweetie, louie, eddie, steven, hoopster, knitit, masterg, Oz, La'sDH(Hi there!) D!!!hibaby(swill drinker)!!, Lacto!!!

and for any I may have unintentionally, inadvertently left out......

CONSIDER YOURSELVES SHOUTED AT!!!

And another thing!!!!

FOUR MORE DAYS GIRLIES!!! And here's my logic. You don't count Sat, 'cause that's the ACTUAL day. And technically, you shouldn't count today either, cause that's the day we're in. So, TECHNICALLY, there's only 3 more days.

But. I figured that might be too logical for you, so I said four!!

And another thing!!!!

That riddle!!!! It gave me a headache!!! I need my coffee. WITHOUT CREAM!!

 

[sleepydog25]

I need my coffee. WITHOUT CREAM!!

Grumpy I may be, but my observations are spot on. . .and, praytell, just what sort of coffee do you drink (lack of aforementioned coffee the reason behind my irritation this morning. . .well, that and a dozen other things)?

 

[sheridac]

Grumpy I may be, but my observations are spot on. . .and, praytell, just what sort of coffee do you drink (lack of aforementioned coffee the reason behind my irritation this morning. . .well, that and a dozen other things)?

I'm not sure I should tell you!!! You may poke fun.

 

[sleepydog25]

I'm not sure I should tell you!!! You may poke fun.

No doubt I WILL poke fun, but then again, you should be used to that by now. Right? Go ahead. . .fess up. . .inquiring minds want to know. Besides, I need a good laugh this morning!

 

[sheridac]

No doubt I WILL poke fun, but then again, you should be used to that by now. Right? Go ahead. . .fess up. . .inquiring minds want to know. Besides, I need a good laugh this morning!

Fine!!! You'd probably best sit down!!

 

[javamom]

Morning Strommers!

hey I actually read something last night! The guide to my new cell phone...lol


Well, wht else could I do with it, I am not activating it until DH's comes in off of backorder.


Ok, so grabbing my java and I am off to work

 

[AshClan]

Last edited by HaleyB : Yesterday at 10:44 PM. Reason: sorry you are not well Tink, get some rest baby there is a wicked bad flu going around these parts..

Haley! WICKED BAD? Are you sure you're not from Boston??!!

Pooh, yes, Sher has my digits. As does Horsey. And Grammy. And several other people who I don't think will be there. I'm jealous ladies! Hope you have a blast!!! (AND don't forget to call me.....)

Hmmmm, we're going to have to talk more later about what everyone's wearing to Cali Grill, guys included. I hadn't given it much thought, but I guess I'd better!!

Oh, BTW, I, too, am a leftie! (both left handed AND politically )

Frickles, I checked out the website. I'm very intrigued! I don't normally do walking as I feel like it doesn't do enough for me. Maybe this vest could change my mind!!

Oh, and Welcome Drebert!!! We've had great luck with our first preacher/preacher wife team. Glad to have another one!

 

[sleepydog25]

Last edited by sheridac : Today at 07:34 AM. Reason: DD's French Vanilla. Or. Seatle's Best Hazelnut. Ok. Let loose!!!!

And you haze me about REAL coffee?! Hey, I got news for you, dc, at least my 1/2 n 1/2 and raw sugar are acceptable additions to actual coffee. Hazelnut and French Vanilla?? That's not real coffee! That's like saying Diet Pepsi is real Pepsi. Or, closer to home for you, that blackberry merlot is actually a wine. OMG. You have the mendacity to ridicule my wine choices while sipping cups o' crap? Methinks you need a serious intervention. . .such as being kidnapped, held in a room, and deprogrammed.