Reading, seeing and hearing Part 2

[HaleyB]

Well Shelby, beads would be better than stamps.

Stop it. Stop being funny, I need to go. Now. 5 minutes ago, really. Ok an hour ago, really.

 

[horsegirl]

Oh Frick! What a shame. The place looks beautiful and sounds like it COULD have been a lovely stay. Nothing worse than getting sick on bad seafood. (Though I sympathize with you, too, but your hubby's right....seafood sick is the pits!)

Ash, for the love of binge drinking, really the oyster was not the cause of fricky's weekend woes!

 

[Frickles]

Ash, for the love of binge drinking, really the oyster was not the cause of fricky's weekend woes!

Girl, Ash meant she sympathized with me blowing chunks from too much Rum....but that blowing Seafood chunks was much worse.

I'm not sure though Ash... I think hugging the toilet, trying not to fall off the face of the earth while puking would be a little worse than smelling regurgitated oysters and shrimp. I haven't done a seafood spew though, so I'm not 100% sure!

 

[Yzma and Kronk]

WARNING.........To those who haven't read the thread in the last couple of hours:

Here's a recap: Make sure you haven't eaten recently. Cover your keyboard. Get the Lysol. Get ready to throw up a little in your mouth.

We'll start with Haley:

ABBA- Dancing Queen

- the rest of the list is A-OK. Keep 'em comming kids. Post song and artist. I'll keep a list.

Originally Posted by Loubon:

Did Shelby say she crossed her toe hairs?

The visual is too much......

Then from our dear sista Frickles on her mini TR:

I spent the next hour tossing up my $35 steak as well as my new concoctions. I talked to DH about how gross it was to throw up steak. He said, 'at least you didn't throw up seafood, that is the worst.'

There's more:

He popped a raw oyster in his mouth and leaned over to me afterwards and said 'omg, my oyster was warm'. This caused him to throw up in his mouth a little. I told him to keep eating his other food and get over the thought of it b/c it was, as we said in middle school, "grossing him out". He did as I said and loaded up on dessert....lots of chocolate goodies and fondue. Five minutes after finishing his dessert, he was turning green. He had to run on back to the cottage and HE spent the night throwing up his lovely, seafood dinner.

More than $3. in phone charges for sure on the great white phone. "Operator, can I talk to RRRAAAALLLLPPPPPPHHHHH, please"


Not so gross.....but again visual.....from Pongo:

I can curl my tongue

heh heh heh

A beaut from Grammy:

You must not know that my toe waxing appointment was cancelled till the AM. Horsey was initailismmmisnfdsdds something and caused me instead to put a nice french braid on my toes. I sprayed them with Final Net so they should be good till then

Another visual on Grammy's toes from Shelby:

Grammy~ Are you sure it's a french braid and not a corn row? Did you add beads?

Shelby: I don't think we should even go there....

Speaking of tongues...how come whenever I try to curl my tongue, I get a cramp in it? Has anyone else gotten a cramp in their tongue?

And finally the voice of reason.....from Horsey:

Girls, we gotta watch Frick at the hippy dippy bar....

For the love of all things funny.............keep the stories coming!!!

 

[Shelby5514]

Shelby - You must not know that my toe waxing appointment was cancelled till the AM. Horsey was initailismmmisnfdsdds something and caused me instead to put a nice french braid on my toes. I sprayed them with Final Net so they should be good till then.

Yikes Grammy...You need an emergency appt. like NOW! See if they can do a pedi too while you're there...apparently the home pedi
isn't working.

 

[Grammyof2]

As if I have nothing else to do......


My feet are actually the sexiest part of my body, so I 've been told. By a blind man that thought he was petting his seeing eye dog.

 

[Frickles]

That had to seriously be the most disgusting picture I've seen since LaLa posted her meat.

Where is NAB? We need to turn the page so I will not have to see that anymore.

 

[horsegirl]

As if I have nothing else to do......


My feet are actually the sexiest part of my body, so I 've been told. By a blind man that thought he was petting his seeing eye dog.

OMG! Now you and shelby and frick stop it! Holy addiction! PLEASE STOP ENTICING ME TO STAY ON!

Why did you let the blind man touch your feet, anyway?

 

[Grammyof2]

Why did you let the blind man touch your feet, anyway?

I was desperate for a good time

 

[LaLa]

SHELBY!!!!

STOP IT!!! RIGHT NOW!! Stop posting pictures of Chappie's feet. I'm gonna pull a ZZUB.

Frickles: Thanks for sharing. Really. Warm oysters and ZZUBing up steak. I really do need another keyboard now. I think the only thing that could have made it worse would be if there was CORN involved in that description.

Although I do think puking warm oysters would have to be much grosser than puking corn. Yeah. Warm oysters trumps corn. I think.

Yakkity Yak: Love the recap.

CHAPPIE!!!! There you are Chapster. Nice to see ya again. For a quick second. (((((SILENCER)))))

Quick Horsey. Tell a serious story and let Chappie interrupt you. Which brings me to...

Pongo: How's the pooch?

 

[horsegirl]

I was desperate for a good time

Well I can understand that....did he have a ferret?

 

[Shelby5514]

Ok, I'll stop with the feet pictures...because I found this cat picture and I can stop doing the silent shake...

 

[HaleyB]

OK
I am really going now.
Really.
Right now.

and about that song. It is funny. Makes me giggle everytime it comes on, for a second, then I skip to the next song.

 

[Grammyof2]

Well I can understand that....did he have a ferret?

It was blue

 

[horsegirl]

It was blue

not gold?

and btw, could he curl his tongue?

 

[Grammyof2]

And I have few chin hairs

 

[tink38]

Yikes Grammy...You need an emergency appt. like NOW! See if they can do a pedi too while you're there...apparently the home pedi
isn't working.

I actually just became nauseous at the sight of this. So I thought I'd quote it in case anyone midded it.

 

[Frickles]

Now girls, do you need a time out?!?!?!

 

[Grammyof2]

and btw, could he curl his tongue?

Right around my toe

 

[Yzma and Kronk]

OK - I threw up Ceasar salad once. Out the mouth and nose! It burns on the way up!

I gotta go make dinner now:

We are having:

Pigs feet
Oysters and Mussles
Chunky Steak
Corn
Dessert: Poptarts

And rum and pinapple to drink.

Anyone want to come over???