#16 Eaglesworth by T. R. Pearson 3 stars. A weird story, several old men sit around a town bar gossiping like townies do, discussing an odd mystery up at the old town mansion called Eaglesworth. Readable but forgettable.
# 17 A Short History of a Small Place by T. R. Pearson - ZERO STARS... and here comes a rant, so feel free to skip over it:
Apparently the first book by T. R. Pearson. Awful. A very rare Did Not Finish. Stopped at 34%. Utterly baffled at so many rave reviews. How did this get published?? This book is a never ending blathering ramble chock full of nothing. At one point this thought came to bubbling up: "Whoever wrote this must be out of their mind."
You know what reading this book is like? It's like when you're sitting around with a friend and they start telling you some long rambling third-or fifth-hand story about a cousin of their friend's husband's aunt. A long and boring story that they think is HI-larious. Your eyes immediately glaze over. You go "Uh-huh, hm, oh wow" but really you're calculating how soon you can cut them off without being totally rude. Honest to god.
It's set in a small town in the south. Narrator is... a kid? Setting is... what year? Who knows, and who cares. The narrator is telling tales he's heard from his dad about all the "wacky" townies. No actual plot. Just a long string of near stream-of-consciousness blathering. Each sentence must run 50 words on average. I made it through about 4 suicides (some wacky, some not), 4 or 5 people going insane (some wacky, some not), a child death, a choking death, multiple "wacky" drunks, a (wacky/tragic) spinster with her pet monkey... all the way up to some blathering tale about a legal dispute between a guy and his plumber over an unrepaired toilet seat. The guy previously dated 2 sisters - the Bald One and the Fat One (not particularly funny). He married the Bald One. I am not making this up. At this point, I finally went "Joke's on me", returned to my Kindle home screen and bought an actual book.
This is the 4th book I've read by T. R. Pearson. It may be the last. I read as follows:
Devil Up. Loved it.
Joy to the Just. Good.
Eaglesworth. Okay.
A Short History of a Small Place. Total crap. I can't believe it got published. **Edited to add - I just looked it up. This book was self-published in 1985. Penguin picked it up and did a reprint in paperback in 2003. I also found out that T. R. Pearson got the endorsement from John Grisham because he worked with Grisham on the screenplay of The Rainmaker.