Nope.
God isn't my mother.
My mother keeps butting in on everything.
Here's an example. Me: Mum, i'm gonna go into town with K__, B__ & R__ on Tuesday. Is that okay? Her: Okaay. But why don't you go after Xmas? With all the sales? Me: Because K__ wants to buy something for her parents. Her: Oh. Well, it'll be busy, mind. Very busy. Me: Well, there's that, and the girls want to see Twilight.. Her: Oh. Well, just go then.