Boston Red Sox numero uno,
We smack balls but we aint bruno,
We climb walls but we aint inmates,
You strike out but you aint on dates,
We got a player from an indian tribe,
That's Jacoby, and he will turn eyes,
Hittin line drives and shaggin long flies,
He has speed and it's no surprise,
His tribe had to run from Yankees,
So now he steals things from the Yankees,
Bases, home runs, hopes and dreams,
It's his job, it's part of the scheme.