Random Thread & The Continuation Of The Mysteriously Closed Thread.

[DISKATER69]

All i get is, hey lemme get yo newds.
Hey lemme give you mine.
Heyyyy lemme tell you you're a sinner that's going to Hell.

Yeah. I was on the video chat and found 3 normal girls at a sleepover

 

[ms.tinkerpoo2]

i wonder if we're doing anything tomorrow.

 

[ms.tinkerpoo2]

Yeah. I was on the video chat and found 3 normal girls at a sleepover

Creeper, you probably asked them do have a pillow fight.
lol.
I can't do video chat.

 

[DISKATER69]

Creeper, you probably asked them do have a pillow fight.
lol.
I can't do video chat.

No. They kept making me laugh cause they liked my smile. It was funny lol

 

[LetsRiot298]

Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way we normally are?

 

[ms.tinkerpoo2]

No. They kept making me laugh cause they liked my smile. It was funny lol

Gotcha.

 

[nerdylightbulb]

I know it's mad but if I go to Hell, will you come with me or just leave? I know it's mad but if the world were ending, would you kiss me or just leave me?

 

[LetsRiot298]

Why does every Abraham Lincoln impersonator sound the same, even though there are no known audio recordings of the man?

How's come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up.

How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?

If winnie the pooh was civilized enough to keep his honey in jars, why did he eat it off his hands? Surely he had spoons?

If mirrors need light to work, what happens if you put night vision goggles on in the dark and look at a mirror?

 

[DISKATER69]

Gotcha.

You sound like you don't believe me

 

[DISKATER69]

Why does every Abraham Lincoln impersonator sound the same, even though there are no known audio recordings of the man?

How's come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up.

How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?

If winnie the pooh was civilized enough to keep his honey in jars, why did he eat it off his hands? Surely he had spoons?

If mirrors need light to work, what happens if you put night vision goggles on in the dark and look at a mirror?

These are great questions lol

 

[ms.tinkerpoo2]

Why does every Abraham Lincoln impersonator sound the same, even though there are no known audio recordings of the man?

How's come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up.

How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?

If winnie the pooh was civilized enough to keep his honey in jars, why did he eat it off his hands? Surely he had spoons?

If mirrors need light to work, what happens if you put night vision goggles on in the dark and look at a mirror?

Because if we don't know what he sounds like, we can guess.

People are hypocrites.

He has one of those French toilets that sprays your behind when your done.

You always eat the best foods with your hands.

Annnnnd, I didn't know mirrors needed light to work.

 

[ms.tinkerpoo2]

You sound like you don't believe me

i mean, i do. but what am i supposed to say?

These are great questions lol

and i have great answers.

 

[DISKATER69]

Because if we don't know what he sounds like, we can guess.

People are hypocrites.

He has one of those French toilets that sprays your behind when your done.

You always eat the best foods with your hands.

Annnnnd, I didn't know mirrors needed light to work.

Mirrors need light because the light reflects off it to show stuff

 

[ms.tinkerpoo2]

Mirrors need light because the light reflects off it to show stuff

But I can still see in mirrors in pitch black. Not too well, but I can.

 

[DISKATER69]

But I can still see in mirrors in pitch black. Not too well, but I can.

That's because there's never complete darkness usually.

 

[bananda]

Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way we normally are?

i'm usually heels over head

 

[ms.tinkerpoo2]

That's because there's never complete darkness usually.

Meh okay.

 

[DISKATER69]

Ew lol

 

[ms.tinkerpoo2]

Ew lol

Oh, did you go look in a mirror?

 

[LetsRiot298]

Did Yankee Doodle name the feather, hat, town, or his pony Macaroni?

Why is it that people duck in the rain, do they really think the rain won't hit them?

How come whenever you start to sing, you automatically sing in a higher voice than you talk?

If a pope goes to the bathroom, is it considered holy crap?

How come they don't add the time that we are in our mom's to our age?

What is a hacky, and why is it in a sack?

Why do they say "an alarm going off," if it is really going on?

If you died with braces on would they take them off?

How come toy hippos are always blue, or purple, when real hippos are brown?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?