I copied this from tumblr, it was not memorised...yet
Dear Papa,
Im writing to inquire my Hogsmeade permission form. I sent it to you on the very first day of school and I am anxiously awaiting it to return with your signature on it.
But, but dont rush daddy. Missing out on trips like this give me more time to write letters to you.
Yes, the things at Hogwarts are moving quite swimmingly. Im the most popular boy at school, why even Harry Potter likes me. Im also the darling of every classroom and the favorite of every professor who had any said.
OH! Most importantly, I have mastered the use of the potty! Yes, yes, I admit I was a late bloomer but, you can imagine my pride as I strode into Charms class and said, Oh, hello gents, Professor Flitwick sorry for my tardiness I was just learning how to use the potty. Oh how the children laughed with me in celebration. I like making people laugh and I also like the potty.
I know you havent done so all year, but you can feel free to write me anytime.
Hugs and Butterfly Kisses,
Your Draco.
P.S. Tell Momma to bugger off.