Random Thread and the Prisoner of Azkaban

[DisGirlAllie]

 

[DisGirlAllie]

"This is Yzma, the emperor's advisor. Living proof that dinosaurs once roamed the Earth."

 

[DisGirlAllie]

"Okay, I admit it. Maybe I wasn't as nice as I should have been. But, Yzma, do you really want to kill me?"
"Just think of it as you're being let go, that your life's going in a different direction, that your body's part of a permanent outplacement."
"Hey, that's kinda like what he said to you when you got fired."
"I know. It's called a "cruel irony", like my dependence on you."

 

[DisGirlAllie]

"Ah, how shall I do it? Oh, I know. I'll turn him into a flea, a harmless, little flea, and then I'll put that flea in a box, and then I'll put that box inside of another box, and then I'll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives...I'll smash it with a hammer! It's brilliant, brilliant, brilliant, I tell you! Genius, I say! Or, to save on postage, I'll just poison him with this."

 

[DisGirlAllie]

"Take him out of town and finish the job now!"
"What about dinner?"
"Kronk, this is kind of important."
"How about dessert?"
"Well, I suppose there's time for dessert."
"And coffee?"
"All right. A quick cup of coffee. Then take him out of town and finish the job!"

 

[DisGirlAllie]

Yzma: Make me the special. And hold the gravy!
Kronk: Check. Pickup!
Kuzco: You know what? On second thought, make my omelette a meat pie.
Kronk: Meat pie. Check.
Yzma: Kronk! Can I order the potatoes as a side dish?
Kronk: I'll have to charge you full price.
Yzma: [annoyed] Ooh.
Kuzco: Hey, how about a side of potatoes, my buddy?
Kronk: You got it. Want cheese on those potatoes?
Yzma: Thank you, Kronk. Cheddar will be fine.
Kronk: Cheddar spuds coming up.
Kuzco: Spuds yes, cheese no.
Kronk: Hold the cheese.
Yzma: No, I want the cheese.
Kronk: Cheese it is.
Kuzco: Cheese me no "likee."
Kronk: Cheese out.
Yzma: Cheese in!
Kronk: Ah, come on. Make up your mind!
Kuzco: Okay, okay, on second thought...
Yzma, Kuzco: ...make my potatoes a salad.

 

[::Snow_White::]

Got our yearbooks today. I'm in it quite a bit!
Man, I really miss my friends. I saw a few of them today, but I'm ready to start school so I can see them 24/7 again.

One of my friends hugged me and he said he was just talking about how he missed talking to me everyday.
Aw.

This year is going to kick butt.
Somuchfun.

 

[DisGirlAllie]

Kronk's Shoulder Devil: Listen up, big guy. I got three good reasons why you should just walk away. Number one. Look at that guy! He's got that sissy stringy music thing.
Kronk's Shoulder Angel: We've been through this. It's a harp, and you know it.
Kronk's Shoulder Devil: Oh, right. That's a harp, and that's a dress.
Kronk's Shoulder Angel: Robe!
Kronk's Shoulder Devil: Reason number two. Look what I can do. Ha-ha, ha!
[does one-armed handstand]
Kronk: But what does that have to do with anything?
Kronk's Shoulder Angel: No, no. He's got a point.
Kronk: Listen, you guys. You're sort of confusing me, so, uh, begone... or, uh, y'know, however I get rid of you guys.
Kronk's Shoulder Devil, Kronk's Shoulder Angel: That'll work.

 

[nerdylightbulb]

I have diet coke

 

[DisGirlAllie]

Yzma: Get them!
Cow Guard: Hey, I've been turned into a cow. Can I go home?
Yzma: You're excused. Anybody else?
Other Guards: No, no. We're good.

 

[DisGirlAllie]

Yzma: Kronk! Why did I think you could do this? This one simple thing! It's like I'm talking to a monkey.
Kronk's Shoulder Angel: Whoa now!
Yzma: A really, really big stupid monkey named Kronk!
Kronk's Shoulder Devil: Ouch.
Yzma: And do you want to know something else? I've never liked your spinach puffs!
[Kronk, Shoulder Angel, and Shoulder Devil all simultaneously gasp]
Yzma: Never!
Kronk's Shoulder Devil: That's it. She's goin' down.
Kronk's Shoulder Angel: Now, now, remember, guys. From above, the wicked shall receive their just reward.
[they look up at the chandelier]
Kronk's Shoulder Angel, Kronk's Shoulder Devil, Kronk: That'll work.
Kronk: Strange. That usually works.

 

[DancingAllie]

More In A Minute

 

[DisGirlAllie]

Yzma: Kuzco is dead, right? Tell me Kuzco's dead. I need to hear these words.
Kronk: Uh, do you need to hear all those words exactly?
Yzma: He's still *alive*?
Kronk: Well, he's not as dead as we would have hoped.
Yzma: Kronk!
Kronk: Just thought I'd give you a heads-up in case Kuzco ever came back.
Yzma: He can't come back!
Kronk: Yeah, that would be kinda awkward, especially after that lovely eulogy.
Yzma: You think? You and I are going out to find him. If he talks, we're through. Now let's move!

 

[DisGirlAllie]

Yzma: And so, it is with great sadness that we mourn the sudden departure of our beloved prince, taken from us so tragically on the very eve of his eighteenth birthday.
Kronk: [sobbing] Poor little guy.
Yzma: His legacy will live in our hearts...
Kronk: He never had a chance.
Yzma: ...for all eternity.
[pause]
Yzma: Well, he ain't getting any deader! Back to work.

 

[DisGirlAllie]

Kronk: The peasant, at the diner!
[pause]
Kronk: He didn't pay his check.
[falls back asleep, but then jerks back up]
Kronk: It's the peasant who I saw leaving the city who disappeared into the crowd with Kuzco in the back of his cart. He must have taken him back to his village, so if we find the village, we find him, and if we find him, we find Kuzco. Oh, yeah, it's all comin' together. Yzma!

 

[DancingAllie]

Things are about to change.

 

[DisGirlAllie]

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[DancingAllie]

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I clicked all the pictures in your sig!

 

[DisGirlAllie]

I clicked all the pictures in your sig!

And did the video work?

 

[DancingAllie]

And did the video work?

Yep