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[disneymama73]

She'll never notice me. I'm quiet and I don't eat that much.



Or there's always this. I could be your Florence...I've got the biting sarcasm. But not the bad 'fro.

No doubt some kind of uniform will be involved....

 

[disneymama73]

I'm not sure she'd trust the cleaning to anyone else. Would it seem inappropriate if I said "The nanny has been bad. I have to take her downstairs and spank her."?

It never hurts to try. Well, actually, it might hurt if your wife tries to kill you.

 

[apirateslifeforme]

I'm not sure she'd trust the cleaning to anyone else. Would it seem inappropriate if I said "The nanny has been bad. I have to take her downstairs and spank her."?

That might...

How about...I look young and I speak French; you could always pass me off as your new exchange student. When she doesn't remember, you remind her that you told her about me six months ago and, well, it's simply too late to send me back to Paris...

 

[Jrsy Boy]

How about...I look young and I speak French; you could always pass me off as your new exchange student. When she doesn't remember, you remind her that you told her about me six months ago and, well, it's simply too late to send me back to Paris...

And all the private time we are spending together? You are teaching me about all things French: French kisses, French inhale, French fries, French dressing...

All I know now is "Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir" Is that a good phrase to know?

 

[disneymama73]

All I know now is "Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir" Is that a good phrase to know?

 

[disneymama73]

And all the private time we are spending together? You are teaching me about all things French: French kisses, French inhale, French fries, French dressing...

This reminds me of Better Off Dead....

"She only speaks French, Roy. She doesn't speak imbecile."

BTW, I want my two dollars.

 

[apirateslifeforme]

And all the private time we are spending together? You are teaching me about all things French: French kisses, French inhale, French fries, French dressing...

All I know now is "Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir" Is that a good phrase to know?

Oui...c'est magnifique, Monsieur Zhay-Bee...

 

[Jrsy Boy]

This reminds me of Better Off Dead....

"She only speaks French, Roy. She doesn't speak imbecile."

BTW, I want my two dollars.

Do they have Christmas in France?
Christmas...Christmas...

 

[ryanmilla]

Do they have Christmas in France?
Christmas...Christmas...

That Roy, he is always putting his testicles all around me.

TESTICLES?!?!

Ah, how do you say...testicles...octopus....

TENTACLES....you mean, tentacles!

 

[apirateslifeforme]

Okay, how's this for a sign? I just got an order with the project name "JB-WOO". I'm taking that WOO part as a sexy whistle, like "whoo-hoo"

 

[Jrsy Boy]

That Roy, he is always putting his testicles all around me.

TESTICLES?!?!

Ah, how do you say...testicles...octopus....

TENTACLES....you mean, tentacles!

Its a damn shame when people be thowin' away a perfectly good white boy like that!

French curve?

Okay, how's this for a sign? I just got an order with the project name "JB-WOO".

Serendipity?

 

[disneymama73]

Its a damn shame when people be thowin' away a perfectly good white boy like that!

Two brothers... One speaks no English, the other learned English from watching "The Wide World of Sports." So you tell me... Which is better, speaking no English at all, or speaking Howard Cosell?

 

[apirateslifeforme]

"I'm really sorry your mom blew up, Ricky."

 

[disneymama73]

I'm going to race. I'm going to lose. And, I'm going to die.

 

[apirateslifeforme]

YES!!! We FINALLY made one of our bonuses!

I guess that means I'll be getting an extra paycheck next week! For...well, probably $30, but hey, it's an extra $30!

 

[disneymama73]

YES!!! We FINALLY made one of our bonuses!

I guess that means I'll be getting an extra paycheck next week! For...well, probably $30, but hey, it's an extra $30!

Excellent!

 

[apirateslifeforme]

Excellent!

Yep...now I can get the memory stick thingie that goes to my new camera

 

[disneymama73]

Yep...now I can get the memory stick thingie that goes to my new camera

Woo hoo!!!

I'm sure someone will be very happy....

 

[Jrsy Boy]

I'm sure someone will be very happy....

The salesman?

 

[apirateslifeforme]

Woo hoo!!!

I'm sure someone will be very happy....

Should we ask him?