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[disneymama73]

I did, but...what's with all the jerking back and forth? They look like chickens...

Are we watching the same dance?

 

[apirateslifeforme]

Are we watching the same dance?

Yeah, well, I can't dance! I wouldn't know the mambo from the funky chicken...

 

[Jrsy Boy]

Reminds me of that line from Friends..."You don't go commando in another man's fatigues."

Or from Seinfeld:

KRAMER: Well, you know, I'm packing for Puerto Rico, I need to borrow your bathing suit.

JERRY: This is an emergency? You need a bathing suit?

KRAMER: Well, I like yours.

JERRY: I don't know, my bathing suit? That's a little familiar, I don't want your...your boys down there.

KRAMER: C'mon, what's wrong with my boys?

JERRY: Your boys should stay in their neighborhood.

 

[Jrsy Boy]

Yeah, well, I can't dance! I wouldn't know the mambo from the funky chicken...

She's being modest; she's awesome at the horizontal bop.

 

[disneymama73]

Yeah, well, I can't dance! I wouldn't know the mambo from the funky chicken...

I told you I was a dancer, didn't I?

 

[apirateslifeforme]

She's being modest; she's awesome at the horizontal bop.

May I have this dance?

 

[ryanmilla]

I think the pair he wore in that video that's circulating are now in The Smithsonian. Besides, that's just a little too familiar; boys don't share their underpants.

Most highly viewed exhibit in all of the museums. And yes, that is a bit too familiar.

 

[disneymama73]

Most highly viewed exhibit in all of the museums.

I can see why.

 

[apirateslifeforme]

Most highly viewed exhibit in all of the museums.

Why, can they stand up all by themselves?

 

[Jrsy Boy]

May I have this dance?

Whose turn is it to lead?

 

[apirateslifeforme]

Whose turn is it to lead?

How's your knee?

 

[Jrsy Boy]

How's your knee?

Good point. I'd better give you complete and total control. I mean, you can lead.

 

[apirateslifeforme]

Good point. I'd better give you complete and total control. I mean, you can lead.

Awesome. I'm good at leading. I think.

 

[disneymama73]

My husband is delusional. Yesterday I told him I want a divorce. Today he called me and asked if I want to take ballroom dancing lessons together.

 

[apirateslifeforme]

My husband is delusional. Yesterday I told him I want a divorce. Today he called me and asked if I want to take ballroom dancing lessons together.

Aw, I'm sorry I think they all do that. Back in April, mine sat there in front of our counselor and agreed to move out. Then he planned a weekend in Nantucket for us

 

[disneymama73]

Aw, I'm sorry I think they all do that. Back in April, mine sat there in front of our counselor and agreed to move out. Then he planned a weekend in Nantucket for us

WTH is that? Maybe he thinks he's going to magically turn into Mario Lopez.

What he doesn't know is that Mario's marriage lasted about 2 wks. He cheated on Ali Landry (the Dorito's girl & she was also on Felicity) at his bachelor party and after they were married. Yeah, 2 wk marriage. Nice.

 

[Jrsy Boy]

My husband is delusional. Yesterday I told him I want a divorce. Today he called me and asked if I want to take ballroom dancing lessons together.

I think they all do that. Back in April, mine sat there in front of our counselor and agreed to move out. Then he planned a weekend in Nantucket for us

I think the technical term for that is "Too little, too late."

 

[disneymama73]

I think the technical term for that is "Too little, too late."

You know, I think you've got something there, JB.

 

[disneymama73]

Well, I didn't mean to hijack your....um....dance. I'm going to hop in the shower and think about the DISer I'd like to dance with....

 

[apirateslifeforme]

I think the technical term for that is "Too little, too late."

I even said that to him! I'd wanted to go LAST year. No, he waits until he's asked to move out. Doofus.