Random Thoughts: Post em!

[ryanmilla]

That's for me to know and you to find out...

I'm a married spud....I'm a married spud....

 

[disneymama73]

Its all in how you phrase it. For example, disneymama73, apirateslifeforme, what color are your eyebrows? Or do you shave them?

Blonde, of course! And no I don't shave them, but I keep them nicely trimmed.

 

[Jrsy Boy]

That's for me to know and you to find out...

Is that an invitation? I'm on my way...

 

[mamacatnv]

Is it wrong to appreciate the physique of the high school football players that were at my house for dinner

 

[Jrsy Boy]

Blonde, of course! And no I don't shave them, but I keep them nicely trimmed.

So you don't mow the lawn but you do use the weed whacker...

 

[apirateslifeforme]

At least we all have something in common.

Random Thought: If all of our minds are in the gutter, does that make it normal and no longer in the gutter.

Speaking of gutter. The Aristocrats movie was good and a recommendation for anyone with their mind in the gutter. *cough* Liz, Michele, Jrsy Boy *cough*

Actually, I think it means that everyone else is more high falutin' than we are...they have class, we're just crass

 

[ryanmilla]

Is it wrong to appreciate the physique of the high school football players that were at my house for dinner

Of course not, just don't let them see you drooling.

 

[disneymama73]

So you don't mow the lawn but you do use the weed whacker...

Well I wouldn't want to shave ALL of my eyebrows off.

 

[apirateslifeforme]

Speaking of mowing the lawn, I heard this joke once...

A young woman of the punk persuasion arrived at the ER one evening and it was determined that she needed an emergency appendectomy. After she'd been prepped, the surgeon discovered that she'd dyed her...um, hair...bright green, and above it was a tattoo that said "Keep off the grass."

She woke up after surgery to find she'd been shaved, and a message from the surgeon on her bandage..."The lawn needed mowing."

 

[ryanmilla]

I want Ryan to call me. If he weren't married.

Oh, I forgot to mention, Michele & Liz, I'd be callin'.....if I weren't married.

And like Liz said, no ulterior motive.

 

[disneymama73]

Speaking of gutter. The Aristocrats movie was good and a recommendation for anyone with their mind in the gutter. *cough* Liz, Michele, Jrsy Boy *cough*

Just added it to my Netflix queue!

 

[mamacatnv]

Speaking of mowing the lawn, I heard this joke once...

A young woman of the punk persuasion arrived at the ER one evening and it was determined that she needed an emergency appendectomy. After she'd been prepped, the surgeon discovered that she'd dyed her...um, hair...bright green, and above it was a tattoo that said "Keep off the grass."

She woke up after surgery to find she'd been shaved, and a message from the surgeon on her bandage..."The lawn needed mowing."

 

[Jrsy Boy]

Well I wouldn't want to shave ALL of my eyebrows off.

No, because then you'd look like Barbie.

 

[ryanmilla]

No, because then you'd look like Barbie.

I actually have a random thought about Barbie.

Random Thought: Barbie's measurements if she were life size: 39-23-33

 

[TheOtherVillainess]

What a sweetheart.

Yeah he is..he's a very sensitive little boy when it comes to others feelings.

Unless they get in his way of a playground swing..then it's everybody for themselves.

TOV

 

[disneymama73]

Oh, I forgot to mention, Michele & Liz, I'd be callin'.....if I weren't married.

And like Liz said, no ulterior motive.

 

[ryanmilla]

Yeah he is..he's a very sensitive little boy when it comes to others feelings.

Unless they get in his way of a playground swing..then it's everybody for themselves.

TOV

Well, that's natural, right. No one gets in the way of a child and the swing...and I mean NO ONE!

 

[disneymama73]

No, because then you'd look like Barbie.

Too true.

 

[ryanmilla]

Thank you ma'am, may I have another.....Thank you ma'am.....

 

[disneymama73]

I actually have a random thought about Barbie.

Random Thought: Barbie's measurements if she were life size: 39-23-33

Hey, that's TOTALLY realistic.