Random stuff

Discussion in 'Teen Disney' started by KingdomKeepers21, Jun 24, 2007.

  1. KingdomKeepers21

    KingdomKeepers21 'Ello Mate! I said...'ELLO MATE!

    Mar 27, 2007
    I'm bored, so I found a bunch of quotes:

    Don't look back the lemmings are gaining on you~Anonymous

    The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim.~Anonymous

    He who laughs last probably didnt get the joke.~Anonymous

    Confusion not only reigns, it pours~Anonymous

    I intend to live forever - so far, so good.~Anonymous

    Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.~Anonymous

    Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you~Anonymous

    A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.~Anonymous

    The paradox about paradoxes is that They themselves are not paradoxical -- John Berndt

    If something goes great today, it'll go awful tomorrow. If something goes awful today, it'll go worse tomorrow -- 2nd law of Murphy

    Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?~Anonymous

    Bad command or file name. Go stand in the corner~Anonymous

    The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity -- H. Ellison

    Please provide the date of your death. -- from an IRS letter

    Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas. -- Keppel Enderbery

    The dumber people think you are, the more suprised they'll be when you kill them~Anonymous

    Life is a game, money is how we keep score~Anonymous

    If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight. -- George Gobel

    Not only is he ambidextrous, but he can throw with either hand. -- Duffy Daugherty

    We must believe in free will. We have no choice. -- I.B. Singer

    This is one of thos things that we always think will happen to someone else. Unfortunetly, we are all "someone else" to someone else.~Calvin's Mom

    Being a parent is wanting to hug and strangle your kid at the same time.~Calvin's Dad

    I don't even know what street Canada is on.~Al Capone

    Experience is what you get just after you needed it.~Anonymous

    The Brain is a wonderful organ. It starts the moment you get up and stops the moment you step into the office.~Robert Frost

    When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think someone in the Royal Family knew someone in the Royal Family?~Robert Williams
  2. pirateprinces_dancer

    pirateprinces_dancer Future Mrs.Wentz...OMC!!! Future Mrs.Beckett....OM

    Apr 7, 2007
    I LOVE PETE!!!!

  3. KingdomKeepers21

    KingdomKeepers21 'Ello Mate! I said...'ELLO MATE!

    Mar 27, 2007

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