KingdomKeepers21
'Ello Mate! I said...'ELLO MATE!
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- Mar 27, 2007
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I'm bored, so I found a bunch of quotes:
Don't look back the lemmings are gaining on you~Anonymous
The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim.~Anonymous
He who laughs last probably didnt get the joke.~Anonymous
Confusion not only reigns, it pours~Anonymous
I intend to live forever - so far, so good.~Anonymous
Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.~Anonymous
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you~Anonymous
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.~Anonymous
The paradox about paradoxes is that They themselves are not paradoxical -- John Berndt
If something goes great today, it'll go awful tomorrow. If something goes awful today, it'll go worse tomorrow -- 2nd law of Murphy
Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?~Anonymous
Bad command or file name. Go stand in the corner~Anonymous
The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity -- H. Ellison
Please provide the date of your death. -- from an IRS letter
Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas. -- Keppel Enderbery
The dumber people think you are, the more suprised they'll be when you kill them~Anonymous
Life is a game, money is how we keep score~Anonymous
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight. -- George Gobel
Not only is he ambidextrous, but he can throw with either hand. -- Duffy Daugherty
We must believe in free will. We have no choice. -- I.B. Singer
This is one of thos things that we always think will happen to someone else. Unfortunetly, we are all "someone else" to someone else.~Calvin's Mom
Being a parent is wanting to hug and strangle your kid at the same time.~Calvin's Dad
I don't even know what street Canada is on.~Al Capone
Experience is what you get just after you needed it.~Anonymous
The Brain is a wonderful organ. It starts the moment you get up and stops the moment you step into the office.~Robert Frost
When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think someone in the Royal Family knew someone in the Royal Family?~Robert Williams
Don't look back the lemmings are gaining on you~Anonymous
The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim.~Anonymous
He who laughs last probably didnt get the joke.~Anonymous
Confusion not only reigns, it pours~Anonymous
I intend to live forever - so far, so good.~Anonymous
Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.~Anonymous
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you~Anonymous
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.~Anonymous
The paradox about paradoxes is that They themselves are not paradoxical -- John Berndt
If something goes great today, it'll go awful tomorrow. If something goes awful today, it'll go worse tomorrow -- 2nd law of Murphy
Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?~Anonymous
Bad command or file name. Go stand in the corner~Anonymous
The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity -- H. Ellison
Please provide the date of your death. -- from an IRS letter
Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas. -- Keppel Enderbery
The dumber people think you are, the more suprised they'll be when you kill them~Anonymous
Life is a game, money is how we keep score~Anonymous
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight. -- George Gobel
Not only is he ambidextrous, but he can throw with either hand. -- Duffy Daugherty
We must believe in free will. We have no choice. -- I.B. Singer
This is one of thos things that we always think will happen to someone else. Unfortunetly, we are all "someone else" to someone else.~Calvin's Mom
Being a parent is wanting to hug and strangle your kid at the same time.~Calvin's Dad
I don't even know what street Canada is on.~Al Capone
Experience is what you get just after you needed it.~Anonymous
The Brain is a wonderful organ. It starts the moment you get up and stops the moment you step into the office.~Robert Frost
When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think someone in the Royal Family knew someone in the Royal Family?~Robert Williams
