I'm bored, so I found a bunch of quotes: Don't look back the lemmings are gaining on you~Anonymous The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim.~Anonymous He who laughs last probably didnt get the joke.~Anonymous Confusion not only reigns, it pours~Anonymous I intend to live forever - so far, so good.~Anonymous Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.~Anonymous Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you~Anonymous A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.~Anonymous The paradox about paradoxes is that They themselves are not paradoxical -- John Berndt If something goes great today, it'll go awful tomorrow. If something goes awful today, it'll go worse tomorrow -- 2nd law of Murphy Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?~Anonymous Bad command or file name. Go stand in the corner~Anonymous The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity -- H. Ellison Please provide the date of your death. -- from an IRS letter Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas. -- Keppel Enderbery The dumber people think you are, the more suprised they'll be when you kill them~Anonymous Life is a game, money is how we keep score~Anonymous If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight. -- George Gobel Not only is he ambidextrous, but he can throw with either hand. -- Duffy Daugherty We must believe in free will. We have no choice. -- I.B. Singer This is one of thos things that we always think will happen to someone else. Unfortunetly, we are all "someone else" to someone else.~Calvin's Mom Being a parent is wanting to hug and strangle your kid at the same time.~Calvin's Dad I don't even know what street Canada is on.~Al Capone Experience is what you get just after you needed it.~Anonymous The Brain is a wonderful organ. It starts the moment you get up and stops the moment you step into the office.~Robert Frost When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think someone in the Royal Family knew someone in the Royal Family?~Robert Williams
