Random House

[HARASW]

I feel like I have so much time tonight
(we skipped swimming)

to be home for the night before 8PM

I may even get my second wind and get the laundry done!

One less thing to do tomorrow.

 

[HARASW]

I think we are all a very blessed group


Was40, I wear a 34" inseam pants. Yes I am all legs, always have been. I'll have to work on the green.

Yes we are!
Thanks for reminding us, Judi!

 

[coles1mom]

Good night Sarah

 

[HARASW]

where are those toothpicks when you need them?

I gave them all away!!

 

[turning40withMickey]

I think we are all a very blessed group


Was40, I wear a 34" inseam pants. Yes I am all legs, always have been. I'll have to work on the green.

DD10 just came down in a pair of last year's PJ's
she is ALL leg, right to her neck
and the PJ's are way too small

for some reason
she thinks it is summer
pj's have a tank top.....

 

[coles1mom]

where are those toothpicks when you need them?

Kimmy took them all. Where is Kimmy BTW?

 

[turning40withMickey]

You are right, Judi

I tell my children all the time
"we are blessed"

 

[coles1mom]

Cole tried to go to school the other day in one. Kids

 

[turning40withMickey]

Kimmy took them all. Where is Kimmy BTW?

She was mumbling something about Saturday
and naps




I think she has a life (say it isn't so)
since she doesn't have a DH and kids to suck the life right out of her




of course, her cat does have asthma
and she wears pj's to work
so maybe not so much of a life



















































just kidding ya, Kimmy
Gee Whiz!

 

[turning40withMickey]

DD10 gave me a mood ring to wear today

we no longer have the key to know what any color means

but right now, my mood is turquoise

and when I was at the store, dark blue

 

[coles1mom]

Her roommate's cat has the asthma. Well, likes the puffer, anyway

 

[coles1mom]

It means the sky is blue

 

[turning40withMickey]

oh, that's right
it was the roommates cat


wonder if he can catch mice
I know a certain house that seems to have many mice

 

[turning40withMickey]

It means the sky is blue

 

[coles1mom]

Bratcat mouses, Fatcat, she's to old and ladylike now.

 

[turning40withMickey]

to try to keep us from a mutiny this afternoon
at the meeting

my principal gave us a page of "report card" notes
supposedly real notes from NY state
that teachers wrote on the cards
snopes has not verified this
they are LOL funny though

 

[turning40withMickey]

Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and started to dig.



Your child has delusions of adequacy.



This child has been working with glue too much.



The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead.



Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.


I would not allow this student to breed.


When your son's IQ reaches 50, he should sell.

 

[coles1mom]

No,

wonder if they're still working.

 

[turning40withMickey]

anytime I get those "true stories" via email
I immediately assume they are not true stories


cynical, yes
fan of snopes, double yes

 

[turning40withMickey]

tuck in time



mood ring now light green