9 Things That Annoy Me.
1. People who point at their wrist while
asking for the time.... I know where my watch is
pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my
pants when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their
butt to search the entire room for the T.V. remote
because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the
channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have
your cake and eat it too". Darn right! I mean what would I do with cake? Throw it at you? I don't think so! Although it is tempting if you say that.
4. When people say "it's always the last place you
look". Of course it is. Why the heck would
you keep looking after you've found it? Do people really do
this?
5. When people say while watching a film
"Did you see that?". No Smarty, I paid $20 to come to
the cinema and stare at the floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a
question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there,
now did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'.
Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been
anything before it. If it's an improvement, then
there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8. When people say "life is short". What the
heck?? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever
does!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are
waiting for the bus and
someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus
came would I really be standing here?
