Rack Up Your Post With Random Stuff Part 18

[bouncytigger22]

Hes backkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol where is your sig?





Edited by the DIS Moderator team to add:

This is Part 2 of the original thread found at http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?t=1142750
The thread has been continued at http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?t=1733798

 

[cra_z_dude_17]

rudolph has a red nose because he got smart with chuck norris and he round-housed kicked rudolph in the face.

 

[cra_z_dude_17]

Hes backkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol where is your sig?

im looking for one.

 

[cra_z_dude_17]

chuck norris is what willis is talking about.

 

[cra_z_dude_17]

if you have five dollars and chuck norris has five dollars; chuck norris has more money than you.

 

[cra_z_dude_17]

once a grizzly bear threatened to eat chuck norris. chuck showed the bear his fist and the bear proceeded to eat himself; because it would be a less painful way to die.

 

[Pirate Me]

...Who's that??

 

[cra_z_dude_17]

if superman and flash had a race to the edge of space who would win?
chuck norris.

 

[cra_z_dude_17]

chuck norris has the greatest poker face of all-time. it helped him win 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green #4 card from uno, and a get out of jail free card from monopoly.

 

[bouncytigger22]

if superman and flash had a race to the edge of space who would win?
chuck norris.

this is what you were born to do.

 

[cra_z_dude_17]

chuck norris is luke skywalkers real father.

 

[bouncytigger22]

chuck norris can believe its not butter.

 

[cra_z_dude_17]

aliens do exist. they are just waiting for chuck norris to die before they attack.

 

[bouncytigger22]

once a grizzly bear threatened to eat chuck norris. chuck showed the bear his fist and the bear proceeded to eat himself; because it would be a less painful way to die.

 

[cra_z_dude_17]

chuck norris' calender goes straight from march 31 to april 2. thats because no one ever fools chuck norris.

 

[disneychick2721]

Random:
Me and my sister are going out to get Tracy and Edna, from Hairspray, costumes. hahaha
it should be interesting.

 

[cra_z_dude_17]

once a cobra bit chuck norris on the leg. five days later the cobra died.

 

[cra_z_dude_17]

im andrew.

 

[Pirate Me]

 

[cra_z_dude_17]

when chuck norris enters a room he doesnt turn on the lights, he shuts of the dark.