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Jedi Master Yoda

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Post any fun, funny or cool quotes here.

"Be afraid of no man no matter what his size, whether he be tall
And ye be small, the Colt will equalize."
-unknown
 
"Cinderella walked on broken glass. Sleeping Beauty let a whole lifetime pass. Belle fell in love with a hideous beast. Jasmine married a common thief. Ariel walked on land for love and life. Snow White barely escaped a knife. It was all about blood, sweat, and tears, because love, means facing your biggest fears." -Found online (w/ no real author)
 
Post any fun, funny or cool quotes here.

"Be afraid of no man no matter what his size, whether he be tall
And ye be small, the Colt will equalize."
-unknown


Off-topic but I love your avatar. I love KoTOR 2. Pity it wasn't completely finished.

On topic: "The world is quiet here."
 
“Maybe we have to break everything to make something better out of ourselves.” - Chuck Palahniuk

“The truth is you can be orphaned again and again and again. The truth is, you will be. And the secret is, this will hurt less and less each time until you can’t feel a thing. Trust me on this” - Chuck Palahniuk

“Game shows are designed to make us feel better about the random, useless facts that are all we have left of our education.” - Chuck Palahniuk

“Sometimes love isn’t about how much someone suits you, But how much you’re willing to change to suit them.” - Alexisonfire
 

"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn’t understand the assignment.
I told them they didn’t understand life."
...— John Lennon
It's not really funny, but I like it.
 
"I only hope that we don't lose sight of one thing - that it was all started by a mouse." - Walt Disney :smickey:
 
"I'm antisocial, they say. I don’t mix. It’s so strange. I’m very social indeed. It all depends on what you mean by social, doesn’t it? Social to me means talking to you about things like this."
Gah, I love Ray Bradbury. He managed to describe me better than I could, 40 years before I was even born.
 
"If there were a mile-high mountain of granite, and once every ten thousand years a bird flew past and brushed it with a feather, by the time that mountain was worn away, a fraction of a second would have passed in the context of Eternity."
 
“I can't describe to you how surprised I was to find out I loved her, old sport. I even hoped for a while that she'd throw me over, but she didn't, because she was in love with me too. She thought I knew a lot because I knew different things from her....Well, there I was, way off my ambitions, getting deeper in love every minute, and all of a sudden I didn't care. What was the use of doing great things if I could have a better time telling her what I was going to do?”
-Gatsby, The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald
 
"It's kind of fun to do the impossible" -Walt Disney

Basically anything from Walt is amazing, lol, and theres really a bunch of other quotes that I love but I cant seem to remember.
 
"Marlin: Now it's my turn. I'm thinking of something dark and mysterious. It's a fish we don't know. If we ask it directions, it could ingest us and spit out our bones.
Dory: What is it with men and asking for directions?
Marlin: I don't want to play the gender card right now. You want to play a card, let's play the "let's not die" card."

-Finding Nemo
 
Gollum: We wants it, we needs it. Must have the precious. They stole it from us. Sneaky little hobbitses. Wicked, tricksy, false!
Smeagol: No. Not master!
Gollum: Yes, precious, false! They will cheat you, hurt you, LIE.
Smeagol: Master is our friend!
Gollum: You don't have any friends; nobody likes you!
Smeagol: I'm not listening... I'm not listening...
Gollum: You're a liar and a thief.
Smeagol: No!
Gollum: *Murderer*.
Smeagol: Go away!
Gollum: "Go away?"
[Gollum laughs as Smeagol begins crying]
Smeagol: I hate you, I hate you.
Gollum: Where would you be without me, gollum, gollum? I saved us! It was me! We survived because of me!
Smeagol: [stops crying] Not anymore.
Gollum: What did you say?
Smeagol: Master looks after us now. We don't need you anymore.
Gollum: What?
Smeagol: Leave now, and never come back!
Gollum: No!
Smeagol: Leave now, and never come back!
[Gollum screams in frustration]
Smeagol: LEAVE! NOW! AND NEVER COME BACK!
[Gollum is silent]
Smeagol: [looks around] We told him to go away... and away he goes, Precious! Gone, gone, gone! Smeagol is free!



-Lord of The Ring- Two Towers
 
"When I was about twelve, I used to think I must be a genius, but nobody's noticed. If there is such a thing as a genius...I am one, and if there isn't, I don't care."

-John Lennon
 
"Love is like a flower, give it time and it will grow"

"Reality leaves a lot to the imagination."

"If everyone demanded peace instead of another television set, then there'd be peace."

"As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot."

"I am going into an unknown future, but I'm still all here, and still while there's life, there's hope."

"Those of you in the cheaper seats, clap your hands. And the rest of you
just rattle your jewelry."

"You can go to church and sing a hymn, Judge me by the colour of my skin, You can live a lie until you die, One thing you can't hide is when you're crippled inside. "



-Only a few of John Lennon's pure amazingness
 
"But me buckos,every cloud has a sliver lining."

~ Micheal;Enchanted Tiki Room
 


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