Quote a funny quote!

[Geef]

What's your favorite funny quote?
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Out side of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside a dog it's too dark to read.
-Groucho Marx

 

[catycatcat4]

Misa - "I cant imagine liveing in a world without light!"
L - "Yes that would be quite dark"

Death note english dub.


For those who dont get it look at my signature Light is the name of the guy in the first picture

L is the guy in the second one.

 

[Launchpad11B]

"With her teeth.... she could eat an apple through a page wire fence!"
from Kevin's Mom

 

[tinkbutt]

" well someone's has a big vocabulary and a tInY DIC-tionary"

-Jack from Will and Grace

"why don't you go back to licking the window"

-John

 

[edamethyst]

I can't take this no much

We were at work one day and a woman I work with was very very flustered and stood up and announced "I can't take this no much" we laughed all day about it and now when its just too much we all say it.

 

[hideeh]

"Not everyone can come and go in a bubble." Elphaba

 

[Stacy's a freak]

"busier than a one-legged man in a a$$ kicking contest"

(I don't know if the OP wanted a favorite pod-crew quote ... but this is from one of my best friends, Bob (not Bawb - another Bob) who is FULL of funny quotes).

 

[MenashaCorp]

"If in doubt, pull it out..." -Julie Martin (now an expectant mother, no less)

 

[SpaceMtnFan]

Surley you can't be serrious. I am Serrious and don't call me Sherley- From Airplane

 

[GabbyMom]

Elphaba, where I'm from, we believe all sorts of
things that aren't true. We call it - "history."- The Wizard

 

[CelticBelle]

"Someone peed in my pants" ~Ralph Wiggum

Shel silverstien poem (very funny to a 7 year old):

We gave you a chance
To water the plants
We didnt mean that way
Now zip up your pants

Or a great one from my blonde friend...

"With that mustache Matt looks like the Spanish Armada"
-jenna

 

[tinkbutt]

ok not sure how appropriate but

my friend phil was lying face down on the carpet as I pulled him by his arms

"MY DINGY, MY DINGY !"

 

[Tonya2426]

"The highway of life is littered with squirrels who couldn't make up their minds." Unknown

 

[artman]

A dope trailer is no place for a kitty.

Bubbles, from the Trailer Park Boys

 

[dpuck1998]

My most oft quoted line..."Do you like movies about gladiators?"

 

[BilltM]

"My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives"

 

[kevrab]

"Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things"--George Carlin

 

[MenashaCorp]

"My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives"

Ditto.

 

[Decorated_Dust]

"Wouldn't it suck if we had a dyslexic GPS?"
My Friend Lauren

 

[Twitterpated Dad]

On another thread Kevin said:

She [...] gets 4 dancing bananas for paying attention.

I'm not sure why, but, that one caused uncontrollable .

And of course there is the Pete classic:

Stay out of the #@%& lakes!