Quote a funny quote!

[Geef]

Whats your favotite funny quote?

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Out side of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside a dog it's too dark to read.
-Groucho Marx

 

[Chipmunk89]

"Chip, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey! "

-----Texas Ranger, Talladega Nights

 

[LittleBlue22]

Here's a quote I found. Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday. -- Dale Carnegie


Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? -- (from Mork and Mindy)