quiz: name that town

[smileybrat]

Here are sure some oddly named towns in the USA. Below are 10 sets of names. In each set two of the town names are made up, the other one is a real town. In each set of three names, see if you can figure out which town is real:

1. Toad Suck, Gulping Armadillo, Hairy Bear (Arkansas)
2. Cold Beans, Bananaville, Hot Coffee (Mississippi)
3. Tree frog Slue, Spread Eagle, Kitty Corners (Wisconsin)
4. Frankenstein, Dracula Flats, Godzillaburg (Missouri)
5. Turkey Scrub, Raptor Ridge, Chicken (Alaska)
6. Old Nine Center, Fifty-Six, Numbers (Arizona)
7. Poke-Um, Whippingstone, Knockemstiff (Ohio)
8. Rabbit Hash, Greasy Gopher, Road Kill (Kentucky)
9. Happy Jack, Smiling Mill, Merry Mirth (Arizona)
10. Password, Truth or Consequences, Game Show (New Mexico)



Here are the real towns...

1) Toad Suck, Arkansas
2) Hot Coffee, Mississippi
3) Spread Eagle, Wisconsin
4) Frankenstein, Missouri
5) Chicken, Alaska
6) Fifty-Six, Arizona
7) Knockemstiff, Ohio
8) Rabbit Hash, Kentucky
9) Happy Jack, Arizona
10) Truth or Consequences, New Mexico

Here's the scoring:

10 Correct: I don't believe it. :-Þ
6-9 Correct: You've amazing guessing power. Buy a
lottery ticket.
2-5 Correct: In the words of the Smothers Brothers,
Mediocre Fred.
0-1 Correct: You're an honest person, I appreciate that!

 

[shep]

I live about a half hour away from Rabbit Hash..

 

[Mishetta]

You forgot (oh..I wonder if the Boards will let me write this word without bleeping it out):

Hell, Michigan

Although I must say, I have no idea where in Michigan that is!